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Professional Activities

Primary and applied research. Development, engineering, testing, evaluation.

Fields:
• Psychoacoustics
• Recording apparatus, including mics, preamps, monitors
• Reproduction, including loudspeakers, amps, turntables, media players
• Signal processing
• Room acoustics
• Instrument design, amplification, and effects

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A Few Of My Research Projects

Vacuum Tubes: Industry quit in the 1970s. I didn’t. Advanced tube design that solves transistor limits and tube misconceptions.

Emotional? Marketing hype, or measurable?: I looked. The answers surprised me.

Tone Wood: Does wood in a solid body affect tone? Yes. I found out why.

A Concert Experience: Can a system match live? It can. I found how.

Magnets & Wire: Do they matter in a guitar or bass pickup? Yes. I found out why.

A Few of My Research Projects
Vacuum Tubes
Industry quit in the 1970s. I didn’t. Advanced tube design that solves transistor limits and tube misconceptions.
Emotional?
Marketing hype, or measurable? I looked. The answers surprised me.
Tone Wood
Does wood in a solid body affect tone? Yes. I found out why.
Concert Experience
Can a system match live? It can. I found how.
Magnets & Wire
Do they matter in a guitar or bass pickup? Yes. I found out why.

The K-Lab

• Ever wonder why guitar pickups sound different?
• Does the kind of wood used to make the guitar matter?
• Does it really matter what kind of magnet or type of wire is used in a guitar pickup?
• Does body shape affect tone?
• How does string gauge, scale length, string materials, and action height affect tone?
• Does the tone stack's design matter?
• Do different brands of potentiometer or capacitor sound different?

I decided to find out, definitively, the answer to these and the many other questions of tone and sound that are so often debated.In 1977, I established the premiere research laboratory dedicated to the analysis and perfection of stringed music instruments, and their associated amplifiers, loudspeakers, and effects processor.

Known as The K-Lab, I have one-of-a-kind custom made electroacoustic analysis equipment and test fixtures that allows me to examine in the most minute detail every aspect of tone. I can see the innermost workings of a guitar pickup, revealing details about its tone that have been previously unknown or not fully understood.
Whether I’m studying a guitar pickup, tone wood, a new loudspeaker, or the tonal differences among different amplifier circuits, I begin by subjecting the device under test to three different measurement that feature MLS, wavelet analysis & LogChirp analysis using either pseudo-random noise or logarithmic chirps as stimuli, depending on the data set requirements, along with straightforward Sinusoidal Sweeps.

A combination of FFT, RTA and ‘Live’ Transfer Function measurements, combined with Leq and 1/125-octave frequency analysis, permit us to view physical phenomena associated with music instruments and their components (such as: frequency response, impedance, linearity, multiple forms of distortion, and component/material-level non-linear behaviors), from three different points of view simultaneously.

This holistic approach is validated by the consistency of these measurements. Ask any expert technician, achieving unambiguous consistency is the correct approach that a researcher should always adopt.

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Brief Biography

I'm an audio engineer who has been designing audio equipment since the 1970s, relying on a combination of original research, proven classic design methodology and an unwillingless to compromise my work to achieve success. I learned electronics during the 1970s in the traditional methodology and philosophy. It’s not uncommon to see one of my products still working after more than thirty years of daily use.

Since the 1970s, I’ve been many things: sitter-in-libraries, airline passenger, traveler, student, teacher, friend, artist, photographer, darkroom technician, cow tipper (please tip the cow 20 percent), failed world conqueror, audio engineer, recording engineer, and audio equipment designer known for “artistic engineering” of custom recording equipment, sound systems, loudspeakers, electric guitars and basses, music instrument effects and amplifiers; shopper, and unshopper. Nowadays, I don’t run marathons but I do run an electroacoustics and psychoacoustics research laboratory; recording studio, record label and a book publishing company. Joining is fun too. In 2003, I was honored to be allowed to join the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences, a.k.a, “The Recording Academy” — you know, they put on those Grammy Awards shows on TV you don’t watch each year.

When I was a teenager in the 1970s, like so many others, I wanted to be a star musician. One nitpicky detail prevented the realization of that dream: I lacked the dexterity needed to play an instrument. Oops. Fortunately, I did have a knack for “the other end of the microphone”: making the recordings, running the sound system, building music instruments, taking the publicity photographs and making little bits of furniture and knick-knacks. My quest became not to make my fame and fortune through the medium of audio, but to emphasize the “artness” of audio, not the cold technology. Great artistic decision, bad business decision. No complaints, though. Thus began my behind-the-scenes career in the music industry.

It’s a great life, making things that add beauty to others’ lives, and creating the means for others to express their creativity and artistry.

My friends and colleagues describe my approach as "artistic engineering" because for me the equipment isn't just a piece of equipment, it's an artwork that just happens to make sound or music. Music and all the things to go into making and rexcrding music have been a lifelong passion. As I noted earlier, I am the head of a research laboratory, KVG Laboratories, which involves undertaking many unique and often odd experiments into every aspect of music, music recording and music reproduction.

Over the past thirty-some years, I’ve been content to quietly work behind the scenes, in my neverending quest to improve recording technology, recording techniques, playback equipment and music instruments themselves, including:

  • The use of equalization in the studio.
  • Electronic reverberation.
  • Guitar speaker cabinets.
  • Vocal recording.
  • Guitar recording.
  • Spatial imaging in recordings and loudspeaker systems.
  • Quality losses in sound recording and reproduction equipment.
  • Resonance and its influence on tone.
  • Music instruments, and loudspeaker quality.
  • The influence of acoustics on intelligibility and clarity of speech and music recording and reproduction.
  • The influence of amplifier bias, circuitry operating points and distortion on amplifier tone.
  • The influence of microphone characteristics and preamplifier tonality on the sound of a recording.

My background in professional audio is extensive. I received my degree in Communication Science from the University of Missouri, Kansas City; as well as other formal training from the Institute Of High Fidelity and CBS Laboratories. Nearby my home was a United States Patent Depository, and for a few years I would spend the weekends combing through patents, white papers and a variety of reference works for inspiration and to validate my own primary research. I received much of my electronics training from retired Western Electric engineers, and apprenticed under several recording and audio engineers. Finally, I had the privilege to attend lectures, workshops and demonstrations given by many of the legends of audio and music, including Les Paul, Paul Klipsch, Joesph D'Appolito, Rudy Bozak, Winslow Burhoe, Roy Cizek, Roy Allison, Oskar Heil, Niro Nakamichi, Harvey Fletcher, Don Davis, Robert "Bob" Fine and many others.

For more than forty years, I have:

  • Created many original audio equipment and music instrument designs, some of which are patented.
  • Researched audio electronics, acoustics, psychoacoustics and music-related phenomena in his quest for ever-better sound.
  • Written numerous white papers on audio and photography.
  • Been interviewed on many audio topics, most recently about reverb in recordings for an upcoming issue of Bill Ricchini's blog.
  • Contributed an article which was published in The Encyclopedia Of Sound.
  • He has given public presentations to numerous organizations.
  • Been published nationally in several publications and reference works.
  • Presented an experimental loudpeaker before the Boston Audio Society in 1999.
  • Reviewed other manufacturer's prototypes and products, most recently Monster Cable's "Monster Turbines" In-Ear Speakers.
  • Made numerous professional recordings, one of which had the honor to be submitted for the 53rd Grammy Award for Best Engineered Classical Album.
  • Produced several record albums, including The Inner Voices: "And So It Goes", Earworm: "City Woman", Twangdillo & Kitch: "Confess!" and many others.
  • Designed archival re-mastering systems.
  • Assisted in the design of the original re-mastering studio of the Marr Sound Archive working alongside Robert L. "Mac" McDonald, Gaylord Marr, Charles Haddix and Steve Smolian.
  • Engineered live concerts and events, studio music recordings, television and radio broadcast audio, motion picture sound, sound effects and dialog/spoken word recordings for a many different musicians, including Ray Hildebrand, Paul Land and Stephanie Boosada.
  • Mastered numerous professional recordings for clients as diverse as Ray Hildebrand, Diversity Records, Fidelis Records, Suzanne Brown, SRA Studios and many others.
  • Consulted on venue acoustics and acoustic design; my clients have included recording studios and clients as diverse as The Kansas City Symphony.
  • Provided audio equipment design and repair services.
  • Provided music instrument design and repair services.
  • Taught professional audio, sound recording techniques and sound re-enforcement system operation.

My appraoch to both loudspeaker design and professional sound recording is known for a vivdly realistic "reach-out-and-touch-it" feel. Experience has given me an intuitive approach to amplifier and music instrument design, and I've developed to ability to sit down, grab parts off the shelf and assemble an amplifier while a guitarist is playing, then fine-tune the amplifier's sound until the guitarist says it's perfect. I don't use computer simulations to design equipment. After all, do you hear like a computer? I didn't think so. Instead, I rely on my practical experience, classic electronic and acoustical formulae, which I calculate by hand then verify through extensive testing and listening sessions. To stay fresh creatively, I enjoy photography, and have become well known as an artistic photographer whose work has garnered awards. I prefer the discipline of film cameras as my preferred photography medium.

As you can see, sound is my all-consuming passion, driving me to research its every aspect, from psychoacoustics to the underying physics.

Be sure to visit the National Academy of the Recording Arts & Sciences, also known as The Recording Academy (the folks who bring you the Grammy Awards). By the way, I'm a member of The Recording Academy, so I can assure you that a visit to their hallowed halls is well worth your time if you're interested in the music scene.


Sound isn't my only area of experience. I have been privileged to receive invaluable instruction from some of the luminairies of photography, including Kjell Sandved, Fred Picker, Warren Sward and Lester Couch. Were it not for their insight, I'd still be using a cheap box camera taking badly composed snapshots. I will be forever grateful for their unique insights and (sometimes scathing) critiques. It bore fruit: besides a successful career in professional photography, I managed to win a few awards, mainly for my botanical photography.

Without some business savvy, no amount of artistic or engineering creativity will lead to success. My father, Robert D. Gray, retired as a very successful hospital CEO. I'm blessed to have grown up under his tutelage. Also, I have to thank William McVey for his invaluable training into value proposition marketing and Deming's Fourteen Points. Dr. McVey was a disciple of W. Edwards Deming.

Finally, I feel everyone should serve the fine citizensd of our country, whether through military service, as a first responder, or volunteering with faith-based and philanthropic organizations to render welfare and humanitarian aid to those of need in our communities. Military was my first choice, but I'm 4F. So, I served for twenty years with Selective Service on my local Board of Adjudication. Additionally, I've lent of my technical expertise pro bono to teach skills to those who haven't had the opportunity to learn a trade. Subsequently, most of those I mentored went on to get good jobs, lifting them out of their poverty, giving them the dignity of being expert in thir field. I've been known to provide my professional services freely to charities and faith-based organizations, along with equipment. Go thou and do likewise.

KERMIT V. GRAY, C. V.

Owner, Designer, KVG Laboratories, LLC: 

May 1977 – Present, (Lee's Summit, Missouri; Raytown Missouri; currently Bonner Springs, Kansas)
Manufacturer of audio equipment and music instruments, also operates a music and voice-over recording studio, independent record label, photographic studio, online television production house, and electroacoustics research laboratory. Provides acoustics design and consultation, OEM equipment design services, including turnkey production; talent representation for voice-over talent, guitarists and vocalists. Member of The National Academy of the Recording Arts and Sciences, a.k.a The Recording Academy. Recording studio has had two recordings submitted for a Grammy Award, and counting.

Web Slinger, Antiestablishment Web Design:

January 2009 – Present , The World Wide Web
Design, publishing and maintenance of web sites for artists, musicians and voice over talent.

Managing Editor, Woods & Waters Press:

January 1995 – Present, Raytown Missouri and Bonner Springs, Kansas.
Specialty publisher of business and technical nonfiction titles.

Vice President, Gainsharing Corporation of America:

June 1987 – February 2010, Raytown, Missouri
Management consulting, specializing in gainsharing motivation programs for business.

System Operator, The Topical paradise BBS:

April 1989 – October 1996, Raytown, MO
Designed, installed and operated computer BBS (bulletin board systems) accessed via dial-up telephone line.

Editor, Parkway Press:

March 1984 – June 1993, Kansas City, Missouri
College textbook publisher

Board Member, Selective Service System, Local Board of Adjudication:

September 1979 – July 1999, Raytown, MO
Review and adjudicate cases of requests for deferment or exemption from military service.

Freelance Photographer, Coincident Recording Photography:

December 1979 – September 1987, Kansas City, Missouri Area
Construction process, small product, botanical, documentary, photo-ethnography, event, aerial and general commercial photography; custom photofinishing services.

Audio Electronics Designer, The Amplification Nation:

May 1977 – October 1984, Lee’s Summit, MO
Regional manufacturer of professional audio amplifiers, loudspeakers and modifications for studio recorders. Provided tech support, service and modification for Ampex, Studer-Revox, Scully, Ampro, Pioneer, Teac Tascam, Dual, Shure, Ortofon, Nakamichi, AKG, ElectroVoice, Altec, JBL, McCurdy, McMartin, Langevin, Collins and Westrex. Application Engineering services for Cinaudagraph, Altec, JBL, ElectroVoice, AKG, CTS, Calectro, Audax/Polydax, Peerless, SEAS Denmark, Creedence Loudspeakers, Siare, Foster, Motorola Semiconductor, Signetics, Harris Semiconductor, RCA Electron Tube Division, Sylvania Vacuum Tube Division, and Eimac.

Master Engineer, Specialized Recording and Audio:

July 1976 – October 1984, Lee’s Summit, MO
Recording engineer. Company specialized in location recording and live sound production. Affiliated with Columbia Records from 1978 to 1981.

Audio Engineer, Berean Radio Productions: 

October 1976 – July 1983, Kansas City, MO
Recording engineer, live sound engineering. Company produced weekly radio show for a local church.

Associate Sales, CMC Stereo:  

May 1977 – October 1977, Raytown, MO
Stereo equipment and accessories sales.

PERSONAL BIBLIOGRAPHY

  • 1984 (Ninteen-Eighty-Four), George Orwell
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey, Arthur C. Clarke
  • 2010: Odyssey Two, Arthur C. Clarke
  • 2061: Odyssey Three, Arthur C. Clarke
  • 3001: Final Odyssey, Arthur C. Clarke
  • 400 Photographs, The; Ansel Adams
  • Fall of Moondust, A; Arthur C. Clarke
  • Fighting Man of Mars, A; Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Meeting with Medusa, A; Arthur C. Clarke
  • Princess of Mars, A; Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Race at The Edge of Time, A; David E. Fisher
  • Study in Scarlet, A; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Animal Farm, George Orwell
  • Ansel Adams: Recollected Moments
  • At Dawn We Slept, Gordon W. Prange
  • At Earth's Core, Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Back to The Stone Age, Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Basic Techniques of Photography, Books 1 and 2, The; Ansel Adams
  • Camera, The; Ansel Adams
  • Captains Courageous, Rudyard Kipling
  • Childhood's End, Arthur C. Clarke
  • Diesel: The Man and The Engine, Morton Grosser
  • Emma, Jane Austen
  • Fahrenheit 451, Ray Bradbury
  • Federalist Papers, The; Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, John Jay
  • Fever Dream, Ray Bradbury
  • God's Smuggler, Brother Andrew
  • Grace Abounding to Chief of Sinners, John Bunyan
  • His Last Bow, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Homage to Catalonia, George Orwell
  • Iliad, Homer
  • Imperial Earth, Arthur C. Clarke
  • In Search of Lost Time, Marcel Proust
  • John Bunyan: His Life, Times and Work; John Brown
  • John Carter of Mars, Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Land of Terror, Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Llana of Gathol , Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • London Sparrow, Story of Gladys Aylward, P. Thompson
  • Luther: His Life and Times, Richard Friedenthal
  • Mansfield Park, Jane Austen
  • Marie Curie, Robert Reid
  • Micah Clarke, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Negative, The; Ansel Adams
  • Odyssey, Homer
  • On The Sensation of Tone, Heinrich Helmholtz
  • Out of Time’s Abyss, Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Pellucidar, Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica, Isaac Newton
  • Prelude to Space, Arthur C. Clarke
  • Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen
  • Print, The; Ansel Adams
  • Rain Forests and Cloud Forests, Kjell Sandved
  • Rendezvous with Rama, Arthur C. Clarke
  • Rodney Stone, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Savage Pellucidar, Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Sense and Sensibility, Jane Austen
  • Sir Nigel, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Skeleton Men of Jupiter, The; Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Something Wicked This Way Comes, Ray Bradbury
  • Summa Theologica, St. Thomas Aquinas
  • Swords of Mars, The; Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Synthetic Men of Mars, The; Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Tanar of Pellucidar, Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Tarzan at The Earth's Core, Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Tarzan of The Apes, Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, The; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Case-Book of Sherlock Holmes, The; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Chessmen of Mars, The; Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • City and Stars, The; Arthur C. Clarke
  • Disintegration Machine, The; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • First Men in Moon, The; H. G. Wells
  • Fountains of Paradise, The; Arthur C. Clarke
  • Gods of Mars, The; Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Great Shadow, The; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Hiding Place, The; Corrie ten Boom
  • Hound of Baskervilles, The; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Influence of Sea Power Upon History, 1660-1783, The; Alfred Thayer Mahan
  • Invisible Man, The; H. G. Wells
  • Island of Doctor Moreau, The; H. G. Wells
  • Land of Mist, The; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Land That Time Forgot, The; Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Light of Other Days, The; Arthur C. Clarke
  • Lost World, The; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Martian Chronicles, The; Ray Bradbury
  • Master Key, The; Frank Baum
  • Master Mind of Mars, The; Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes, The; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Moon Maid, The; Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • People That Time Forgot, The; Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Poison Belt, The; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Refugees, The; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Republic, The; Plato
  • Return of Sherlock Holmes, The; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Return of Tarzan, The; Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Sands of Mars, The; Arthur C. Clarke
  • Shape of Things to Come, The; H. G. Wells
  • Sign of Four, The; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Songs of The Distant Earth, The; Arthur C. Clarke
  • Time Machine, The; H. G. Wells
  • Valley of Fear, The; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • War of Worlds, The; H. G. Wells
  • Warlord of Mars, The; Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • White Company, The; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Wonderful Wizard of Oz, The; Frank Baum
  • World Crisis, The; Winston Churchill
  • Theory of Sound, The; John Strutt, Baron Rayleigh
  • Thuvia, Maid of Mars, Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Uncle Bernac, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • When The World Screamed, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • A Journey to Centre of Earth, Jules Verne
  • Twenty Thousand Leagues Under Sea, Jules Verne
  • Around World in Eighty Days, Jules Verne
  • From Earth to Moon, Jules Verne
  • Mysterious Island, Jules Verne
  • Prison to Praise, Merlin R. Carothers
  • Reese Howells, Intercessor; Norman P. Grubb
  • Like A Mighty Wind, Mel Tari
  • Winds of War, The; Herman Wouck
  • War and Remembrance, Herman Wouck
  • Eagle Has Landed, The; Jack Higgins
  • Eagle Has Flown, The; Jack Higgins
  • Jewish War, The; Titus Flavius Josephus
  • Antiquities of Jews, Titus Flavius Josephus
  • Under Old Earth and Other Explorations (short sf stories)
  • Stardreamer, The; Cordwainer Smith
  • Norstrilia, Cordwainer Smith
  • Best of Cordwainer Smith, The; Cordwainer Smith
  • Instrumentality of Mankind, The; Cordwainer Smith
  • Rediscovery of Man, The; Cordwainer Smith
  • Little Men, Louisa May Alcott
  • Little Women, Louisa May Alcott
  • Peace, Aristophanes
  • Poetics, The; Aristotle
  • Categories, The; Aristotle
  • Solitary Summer, The; Elizabeth von Arnim
  • Faust, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  • Black Tulip, The, Alexandre Dumas
  • Count of Monte Cristo, The, Alexandre Dumas
  • Man in Iron Mask, The, Alexandre Dumas
  • Three Musketeers, The, Alexandre Dumas
  • Prince, The; Niccolo Macchiavelli
  • Right Ho, Jeeves; P. G. Wodehouse
  • People of The Abyss, The; Jack London
  • Sea Wolf, The; Jack London
  • Walden Pond, Henry David Thoreau
  • Common Sense Not Needed, Corrie ten Boom
  • Tramp for The Lord, Corrie ten Boom
  • Poirot Investigates, Agatha Christie
  • They Do It With Mirrors, Agatha Christie
  • 4.50 From Paddington, Agatha Christie
  • Seven Dials Mystery, The; Agatha Christie
  • Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • Retief: Envoy to New Worlds,
  • Retief's War, Keith Laumer
  • Retief's Ransom, Keith Laumer
  • Retief of CDT, Keith Laumer
  • Retief: Emissary to Stars, Keith Laumer
  • Retief at Large, Keith Laumer
  • Retief Unbound, Keith Laumer
  • Retief: Diplomat at Arms, Keith Laumer
  • Retief to Rescue, Keith Laumer
  • Return of Retief, Keith Laumer
  • Retief in Ruins, Keith Laumer
  • Retief and Pangalactic Pageant of Pulchritude, Keith Laumer
  • Reward for Retief, Keith Laumer
  • Retief!, Keith Laumer
  • Retief's Peace, Keith Laumer
  • Time Bender, The; Keith Laumer
  • World Shuffler, The; Keith Laumer
  • Shape Changer, The; Keith Laumer
  • Galaxy Builder, The; Keith Laumer
  • Bolo: Annals of Dinochrome Brigade, Keith Laumer
  • Rogue Bolo, Keith Laumer
  • Gripping Hand, The; Jerry Pournelle & Larry Niven
  • Mote in God’s Eye, The; Jerry Pournelle & Larry Niven
  • Lucifer’s Hammer, Jerry Pournelle & Larry Niven
  • Oath of Fealty, Jerry Pournelle & Larry Niven
  • King David’s Spaceship, Jerry Pournelle
  • Ringworld Quadrilogy, The; Larry Niven
  • Out of Silent Planet, C. S. Lewis
  • Perelandra, C. S. Lewis
  • That Hideous Strength, C. S. Lewis
  • Screwtape Letters, The; C. S. Lewis
  • Mere Christianity, C. S. Lewis
  • Problem of Pain, C. S. Lewis
  • Miracles, C. S. Lewis
  • Deliver Us From Evil, Ravi Zacharias
  • Is There Not a Cause?, Ravi Zacharias
  • Power of Positive Thinking, The; Norman Vincent Peale
  • Twelfth Night, William Shakespeare
  • Much Ado About Nothing, William Shakespeare
  • A Tale of Two Cities, Charles Dickens
  • Great Expectations, Charles Dickens
  • Mystery of Edwin Drood, The; Charles Dickens
  • David Copperfield, Charles Dickens
  • Adventures of Oliver Twist, The; Charles Dickens
  • Understanding Photography, Carl Shipman

JUST A LITTLE OF MY FAVORITE MUSIC, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

  • The Nest, Jimmy Spheeris
  • For Roach, Jimmy Spheeris
  • Monte Luna, Jimmy Spheeris
  • Seeds Of Spring, Jimmy Spheeris
  • I Am The Mercury, Jimmy Spheeris
  • Long Way Down, Jimmy Spheeris
  • Let It Flow, Jimmy Spheeris
  • Seven Virgins, Jimmy Spheeris
  • Come Back, Jimmy Spheeris
  • Thriller, Michael Jackson
  • Bad, Michael Jackson
  • Billie Jean, Michael Jackson
  • Beat It, Michael Jackson
  • Centipede, Michael Jackson
  • Happy, Michael Jackson
  • Dangerous, Michael Jackson
  • Eye Of The Tiger, Survivor
  • Branle, Green Matthew
  • Bedlam Boys, Green Matthew
  • Mount Hills, ,Green Matthew
  • The Shepherd and the Shepherdess, Green Matthew
  • Anabelle,The Duhks
  • Skipping Stones, Clair De Lune
  • Ho Hey, The Lumineers
  • Hiding Place, Miranda Frigon
  • All I Ned Is You, Miranda Frigon
  • The Edge of the Ocean, Ive (Duotone Mix)
  • Party Hard, Andrew W. K.
  • She Is Beautiful, Andrew W. K.
  • Never Let Down, Andrew W. K.
  • Mamma Mia; ABBA
  • SOS; ABBA
  • I’ve Been Waiting For You; ABBA
  • Eagle; ABBA
  • Take A Chance On Me; ABBA
  • One Man, One Woman; ABBA
  • The Name Of The Game; ABBA
  • Move On; ABBA
  • Hole In Your Soul; ABBA
  • Thank You For The Music; ABBA
  • I Wonder (Departure); ABBA
  • I'm A Marionette; ABBA
  • Dancing Queen; ABBA
  • Knowing Me Knowing You; ABBA
  • Money, Money, Money; ABBA
  • Fernando; ABBA
  • Ring, Ring (English Version); ABBA
  • People Need Love; ABBA
  • He Is Your Brother; ABBA
  • Merry-Go-Round; ABBA
  • Super Trouper; ABBA
  • The Winner Takes It All; ABBA
  • On And On And On; ABBA
  • Andante, Andante; ABBA
  • Me And I; ABBA
  • Happy New Year; ABBA
  • Our Last Summer; ABBA
  • The Piper; ABBA
  • Lay All Your Love On Me; ABBA
  • The Way Old Friends Do; ABBA
  • Elaine; ABBA
  • Put On Your White Sombrero; ABBA
  • The Visitors; ABBA
  • Head Over Heels; ABBA
  • When All is Said And Done; ABBA
  • Soldiers; ABBA
  • I Let The Music Speak; ABBA
  • One Of Us; ABBA
  • Two For The Price Of One; ABBA
  • Slipping Through My Fingers; ABBA
  • Should I Laugh Or Cry; ABBA
  • The Day Before You Came; ABBA
  • Cassandra; ABBA
  • As Good As New; ABBA
  • Voulez-Vous; ABBA
  • I Have A Dream; ABBA
  • Angel Eyes; ABBA
  • Does Your Mother Know; ABBA
  • If It Wasn't For The Night; ABBA
  • Chiquitita; ABBA
  • Summer Night City; ABBA
  • Lovelight; ABBA
  • Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight); ABBA
  • Waterloo; ABBA
  • King Kong Song; ABBA
  • Hasta Manana; ABBA
  • My Mama Said; ABBA
  • Dance (While The Music Still Goes On); ABBA
  • Honey, Honey; ABBA
  • Watch Out; ABBA
  • What About Livingstone; ABBA
  • Suzy-Hang-Around; ABBA
  • Ring, Ring; ABBA
  • Whole Lotta Rosie; AC/DC
  • Albinoni: Adagio In G Minor; Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Mendelssohn: String Octet In E Flat, Op. 20 - Scherzo In G Minor; Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Pachelbel: Canon & Gigue In D - 1. Canon; Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Mozart: German Dance In C, K 605/3; Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Bach: Orchestral Suite #3 In D, BWV 1068 - Air; Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Faure: Pavane In F Sharp Minor, Op. 50; Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Boccherini: String Quintet In A, Op. 13/5, G 281 - Minuet; Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Two Elegiac Melodies, Op. 34 – The Last Spring; Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • What's Going On; Adam Ant
  • Amazing; Aerosmith
  • Crazy; Aerosmith
  • Crying; Aerosmith
  • Dream On; Aerosmith
  • I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing; Aerosmith
  • I Don't Want to Miss a Thing; Aerosmith
  • Jaded; Aerosmith
  • Janie's Got A Gun; Aerosmith
  • Living On The Edge; Aerosmith
  • Sunshine Of Your Love; Aerosmith
  • Sweet Emotion; Aerosmith
  • Angel; Aerosmith
  • Secret Agent Man; Agent Orange
  • All Out of Love; Air Supply
  • Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore; Air Supply
  • Even The Nights Are Better; Air Supply
  • Every Woman In the World; Air Supply
  • Here I Am; Air Supply
  • I'm All Out of Love; Air Supply
  • I'm So Lost Without You; Air Supply
  • Just Died In Your Arms Tonight; Air Supply
  • Making Love Out of Nothing At All; Air Supply
  • Now And Forever; Air Supply
  • The One That You Love; Air Supply
  • Open Arms; Air Supply
  • Sweet Dreams; Air Supply
  • Total Eclipse Of The Heart; Air Supply
  • Two Less Lonely People; Air Supply
  • Lost In Love; Air Supply
  • Nevermind; Airto Moreira & The Gods Of Jazz
  • Pistol Packin' Mama; Al Dexter
  • The Cask Of Amontillado; The Alan Parsons Project
  • The Raven; The Alan Parsons Project
  • Eye In The Sky; The Alan Parsons Project
  • Old and Wise; The Alan Parsons Project
  • Sirius; The Alan Parsons Project
  • Some Other Time; The Alan Parsons Project
  • Breakdown; The Alan Parsons Project
  • Day After Day (The Show Must Go On); The Alan Parsons Project
  • Total Eclipse; The Alan Parsons Project
  • Solidao; Ana Caram
  • House Of The Rising Sun; The Animals
  • Almost Paradise; Ann Wilson & Mike Reno
  • Black Bottom; Annette Hanshaw
  • Spanish Romance; Anon
  • The Four Seasons - Winter; Antonio Vivaldi
  • The Four Seasons (Winter); Antonio Vivaldi
  • Allegro; Antonio Vivaldi
  • Concerto Op.10-2 'La Notte'; Antonio Vivaldi
  • Dizzy; The Archies
  • Sugar, Sugar; The Archies
  • Yummy Yummy Yummy; The Archies
  • Alice's Restaurant Massacree; Arlo Guthrie
  • Chilling Of The Evening; Arlo Guthrie
  • Ring-Around-A-Rosy Rag; Arlo Guthrie
  • Now And Then; Arlo Guthrie
  • I'm Going Home; Arlo Guthrie
  • The Motorcycle Song; Arlo Guthrie
  • Highway In The Wind; Arlo Guthrie
  • Alice's Restaurant (Original Version); Arlo Guthrie
  • Don't Cry; Asia
  • Heat of the Moment; Asia
  • Only Time Will Tell; Asia
  • Here Comes the Feeling; Asia
  • Boston; Augustana
  • Hooked On A Feeling; B. J. Thomas
  • 'Air' from Orchestral Suite No 3 in D; Bach, Johann Sebastian
  • Let It Ride; Bachman Turner Overdrive
  • Hey You; Bachman Turner Overdrive
  • Mississippi Queen; Bachman Turner Overdrive
  • Roll On Down The Highway; Bachman Turner Overdrive
  • You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet; Bachman Turner Overdrive
  • Tarzan Boy; Baltimora
  • Eternal Flame; The Bangles
  • Hazy Shade of Winter; The Bangles
  • Hey Mickey; The Bangles
  • In Your Room; The Bangles
  • Manic Monday; The Bangles
  • Video Killed the Radio Star; The Bangles
  • Walk Like An Egyptian; The Bangles
  • Eleanor Rigby; The Beatles
  • Hello, Goodbye; The Beatles
  • Hey Jude; The Beatles
  • She Loves You Ya Ya; The Beatles
  • Back in the USSR; The Beatles
  • Blackbird; The Beatles
  • The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill; The Beatles
  • Dear Prudence; The Beatles
  • Don't Pass Me By; The Beatles
  • Everybody Has Got Something To Hide; The Beatles
  • Glass Onion; The Beatles
  • Happy Birthday; The Beatles
  • Helter Skelter; The Beatles
  • Honey Pie/Savoy Truffle/Cry Baby Cry; The Beatles
  • I Will; The Beatles
  • I'm So Tired; The Beatles
  • Julia; The Beatles
  • Long, Long, Long; The Beatles
  • Martha My Dear; The Beatles
  • Mother Nature's Son; The Beatles
  • Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da; The Beatles
  • Rocky Racoon; The Beatles
  • Sexy Sadie; The Beatles
  • While My Guitar Gently Weeps; The Beatles
  • Why Don't We Do It In The Road; The Beatles
  • Yer Blues; The Beatles
  • Yellow Submarine; The Beatles
  • Saturday Night Fever; The Bee Gees
  • Stayin' Alive; The Bee Gees
  • How Deep Is Your Love; The Bee Gees
  • Night Fever; The Bee Gees
  • More Than A Woman; The Bee Gees
  • Jive Talkin'; The Bee Gees
  • You Should Be Dancing; The Bee Gees
  • Tragedy; The Bee Gees
  • Serenade in D Major; Beethoven, Ludwig von
  • Symphony No. 6 in F Major: I. Allegro ma non troppo ; Beethoven, Ludwig von
  • Symphony No. 6 in F Major: II. Andante molto mosso; Beethoven, Ludwig von
  • Symphony No. 6 in F Major: III. Allegro; Beethoven, Ludwig von
  • Symphony No. 6 in F Major: IV. Allegro; Beethoven, Ludwig von
  • Symphony No. 6 in F Major: V. Allegretto; Beethoven, Ludwig von
  • Symphony No. 8 in F Major: I. Allegro vivace e con brio; Beethoven, Ludwig von
  • Symphony No. 8 in F Major: II. Allegretto scherando; Beethoven, Ludwig von
  • Symphony No. 8 in F Major: III. Tempo di menuetto; Beethoven, Ludwig von
  • Symphony No. 8 in F Major: IV. Allegro vivace; Beethoven, Ludwig von
  • Circles In The Sand; Belinda Carlisle
  • Heaven Is A Place On Earth; Belinda Carlisle
  • I Get Weak; Belinda Carlisle
  • Mad About You; Belinda Carlisle
  • Leave the Light On For Me; Belinda Carlisle
  • Begin The Beguine; Benny Goodman
  • Stompin' At The Savoy; Benny Goodman
  • Mambo Swing; Benny Goodman
  • Sing Sing Sing; Benny Goodman
  • Swing Sax; Benny Goodman
  • Sentimental Journey; Benny Goodman
  • Gotta Be This Or That; (Parts I & II) (Benny Goodman); Benny Goodman & His Orchestra
  • Taking A Chance On Love; Benny Goodman & His Orchestra; Helen Forrest, Vocal
  • Somebody Else Is Taking My Place; Benny Goodman & His Orchestra; Peggy Lee, Vocal
  • There'll Be Some Changes Made; Benny Goodman and His Orchestra ( Louise Tobin, vocal)
  • Darn That Dream; Benny Goodman and His Orchestra ( Mildred Bailey, vocal)
  • Swing, Swing, Swing; Benny Goodman Band
  • 24 Hours; Betty Boo
  • Rock Around The Clock; Bill Haley And His Comets
  • Uptown Girl; Billy Joel
  • My Kinda Lover; Billy Squier
  • Lonely Is The Night; Billy Squier
  • Everybody Wants You; Billy Squier
  • On Your Own; Billy Squier
  • Rock Me Tonight; Billy Squier
  • The Stroke; Billy Squier
  • La Paloma; Billy Vaughn
  • Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head; BJ Thomas
  • The Tide Is High; Blondie
  • Heart of Glass; Blondie
  • Maria; Blondie
  • Call Me; Blondie
  • Ballroom Blitz; Blue Oyster Cult
  • Don't Fear The Reaper; Blue Oyster Cult
  • Godzilla; Blue Oyster Cult
  • Cities On Flame with Rock and Roll; Blue Oyster Cult
  • I'm Burning For You; Blue Öyster Cult
  • I Like That Old Time Rock & Roll; Bob Seger
  • Ramblin Gamblin Man; Bob Seger
  • Holding Out For A Hero; Bonnie Tyler
  • Hurts So Good; Bonnie Tyler
  • Here She Comes; Bonnie Tyler
  • More Than a Feeling, Boston
  • Peace of Mind, Boston
  • Foreplay / Long Time, Boston
  • Rock and Roll Band, Boston
  • Smokin', Boston
  • Hitch a Ride, Boston
  • Something About You, Boston
  • Let Me Take You Home Tonight, Boston
  • Don't Look Back, Boston
  • The Journey, Boston
  • It's Easy, Boston
  • A Man I'll Never Be, Boston
  • Feelin' Satisfied, Boston
  • Party, Boston
  • Used to Bad News, Boston
  • Don't Be Afraid, Boston
  • Lowdown; Boz Scaggs
  • Trio for Piano, Clarinet and Cello, Op. 114 (1891) ; Brahms, Johannes
  • Trio for Piano, Clarinet and Cello, Op. 114 (1891) II - Adagio; Brahms, Johannes
  • Trio for Piano, Clarinet and Cello, Op. 114 (1891) IV - Allegro; Brahms, Johannes
  • You Look Great When I'm High; The Brian Jonestown Massacre
  • Tobacco Road; The Broken E-String Band
  • If You See Him; Brooks & Dunne
  • My Maria; Brooks & Dunne
  • Smokin' in the Boy's Room; Brownsville Station
  • Tesuque; Bruce Dunlap
  • Because The Night; Bruce Springsteen
  • Blinded By The Light; Bruce Springsteen
  • Dancing In The Dark; Bruce Springsteen
  • Darlington County; Bruce Springsteen
  • Glory Days; Bruce Springsteen
  • Jungleland; Bruce Springsteen
  • The Rising; Bruce Springsteen
  • The River (Acoustic Live); Bruce Springsteen
  • Streets Of Philadelphia; Bruce Springsteen
  • Tougher Than The Rest; Bruce Springsteen
  • Radio Nowhere; Bruce Springsteen
  • Tunnel Of Love; Bruce Springsteen
  • Magic; Bruce Springsteen
  • Hang On Sloopy; The Byrds
  • Mr. Tambourine Man; The Byrds
  • Turn, Turn,Turn; The Byrds
  • Rubber Duck; C. W. McCall
  • Afternoon Delight; Captain & Tenille
  • Don't Go Breaking My Heart; Captain & Tenille
  • Muscrat Love; Captain & Tenille
  • The Way I Want To Touch You; Captain & Tenille
  • You Belong To Me; Carly Simon
  • Angel In The Morning; Carpenters
  • Do That To Me One More Time; Carpenters
  • Don't You Remember You Told Me You Loved Me, Baby; Carpenters
  • Every Sha La La; Carpenters
  • Solitaire; Carpenters
  • Top of the World; Carpenters
  • What The World Needs Now Is Love; Carpenters
  • Why do Birds Suddenly Appear; Carpenters
  • We've Only Just Begun; Carpenters
  • I Won't Last a Day Without You; Carpenters
  • Sing; Carpenters
  • Please Mr Postman; Carpenters
  • Rainy Days And Mondays; Carpenters
  • El Noy De La Mare; Catalan Folk Song
  • My Boomerang Won't Come Back; Charlie Drake
  • Believe; Cher
  • Glory Of Love, Chicago
  • Hard To Say I'm Sorry, Chicago
  • If You Leave Me Now, Chicago
  • Make Me Smile, Chicago
  • Saturday In The Park, Chicago
  • Stay The Night, Chicago
  • You're The Inspiration, Chicago
  • Make Me Smile, Chicago
  • 25 or 6 to 4, Chicago
  • Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?, Chicago
  • Beginnings, Chicago
  • Questions 67 and 68, Chicago
  • I'm a Man, Chicago
  • Colour My World, Chicago
  • Free, Chicago
  • Lowdown, Chicago
  • Saturday In the Park (Remastered Version), Chicago
  • Dialogue Pts. 1 & 2 (Single), Chicago
  • Just You 'n Me, Chicago
  • Feelin' Stronger Every Day, Chicago
  • (I've Been) Searchin' So Long, Chicago
  • Wishing You Were Here, Chicago
  • Call On Me, Chicago
  • Happy Man (GH2 Edit Remastered Version), Chicago
  • Another Rainy Day In New York City, Chicago
  • If You Leave Me Now, Chicago
  • Old Days, Chicago
  • Baby, What a Big Surprise, Chicago
  • Take Me Back to Chicago, Chicago
  • Alive Again, Chicago
  • No Tell Lover, Chicago
  • Love Me Tomorrow (Single Remastered Version), Chicago
  • Hard to Say I'm Sorry / Get Away, Chicago
  • Stay the Night, Chicago
  • Hard Habit to Break, Chicago
  • You're the Inspiration, Chicago
  • Along Comes a Woman (Single Version), Chicago
  • Will You Still Love Me? (Single Version), Chicago
  • If She Would Have Been Faithful..., Chicago
  • Look Away, Chicago
  • What Kind of Man Would I Be?, Chicago
  • I Don't Wanna Live Without Your Love, Chicago
  • We Can Last Forever, Chicago
  • You're Not Alone (Album / Single Version), Chicago
  • Chasin' the Wind (Album Version), Chicago
  • Polonaise in A-Flat Major, Op.53 "Heroic"; Chopin
  • Andante Spianato & Grande Polonaise in E-Flat Major, Op. 22; Chopin
  • Variations Brillantes on a Theme from Ludovic by Halevy, Op. 12; Chopin
  • Mazurkas, Op.6; Chopin
  • Contredanse in G-Flat Major; Chopin
  • Tarantelle in A-Flat Major, Op.43; Chopin
  • Clark Terry / Brushes & Brass; Clark Terry
  • La Tempesta di Mare, Sinfonia in B-flat Major; Allegro; Claudio Scimoni, conductor; I Solisti Veneti
  • La Tempesta di Mare, Andante; Claudio Scimoni, conductor; I Solisti Veneti
  • La Tempesta di Mare, Allegro Assai; Claudio Scimoni, conductor; I Solisti Veneti
  • Concerto Pour Flute, Hautbois et Orchestre: Allegro Spirituoso; Clémentine Hoogendoorn, flute; Pietro Borgonovo, oboe; Claudio Scimoni, conductor; I Solisti Veneti
  • Concerto Pour Flute, Hautbois et Orchestre: Largo; Clémentine Hoogendoorn, flute; Pietro Borgonovo, oboe; Claudio Scimoni, conductor; I Solisti Veneti
  • Concerto Pour Flute, Hautbois et Orchestre: Allegretto; Clémentine Hoogendoorn, flute; Pietro Borgonovo, oboe; Claudio Scimoni, conductor; I Solisti Veneti
  • Little Suite; Comte Anton de Logy
  • Fear An Bhata (The Boatman); Connie Dover
  • El lamento de Lady Keith; Connie Dover
  • Peggy And The Soldier; Connie Dover
  • Mally Leigh; Connie Dover
  • Strange Brew; Cream
  • Badge; Cream
  • I Feel Free; Cream
  • White Room; Cream
  • Proud Mary; Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • Bad Moon Rising; Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • Down On The Corner; Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • Up Around The Bend; Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • Lookin' Out My Back Door; Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • Have You Ever Seen The Rain?; Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • Fortunate Son; Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • Carry On; Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
  • Chicago; Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
  • Down By the River; Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
  • Helpless; Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
  • Just a Song Before I Go; Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
  • Love The One You're With; Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
  • Ohio; Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
  • Our House; Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
  • Sea of Madness; Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
  • Seven Bridges Road; Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
  • Southern Cross; Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
  • Sweet Judy Blue Eyes; Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
  • Teach Your Children Well; Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
  • Tin Soldiers; Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
  • Woodstock; Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
  • Fire Woman; The Cult
  • The Crying Game; Culture Club
  • Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?; Culture Club
  • I'll Tumble For You; Culture Club
  • Karma Chameleon; Culture Club
  • You Spin Me Right Round; Culture Club
  • Time; Culture Club
  • Miss Me Blind; Culture Club
  • Everything I Own; Culture Club
  • Ghost Dance; Cusco
  • Seduce Me Tonight; Cycle V
  • Blood From A Stone; Cycle V
  • My Faith Has Found A Resting Place; Cynthia Clawson
  • Immortal Invisible; Cynthia Clawson
  • Spirit Shine; Cynthia Clawson
  • Softly And Tenderly; Cynthia Clawson
  • His Music Interlude 1; Cynthia Clawson
  • The Journey; Cynthia Clawson
  • His Music Interlude 2; Cynthia Clawson
  • How Tedious And Tasteless The Hours; Cynthia Clawson
  • His Music Interlude 3; Cynthia Clawson
  • A Brand New Song; Cynthia Clawson
  • Sometimes A Light Surprises; Cynthia Clawson
  • His Music Interlude 4; Cynthia Clawson
  • The Happy Kingdom; Cynthia Clawson
  • Flee As A Bird; Cynthia Clawson
  • His Music Interlude 5; Cynthia Clawson
  • I Thank The Father; Cynthia Clawson
  • I Heard About A Man; Cynthia Clawson
  • His Music (Full Length); Cynthia Clawson
  • Rusty Chevrolet; Da Yoopers
  • Cows With Guns; Dana Lyons
  • At The Hop; Danny & The Juniors
  • Lovely Bunch of Coconuts; Danny Kaye
  • Blue Rondo A La Turk; Dave Brubeck
  • Take Five (Extended); Dave Brubeck
  • Take Five (original); Dave Brubeck
  • Only You Know And I Know; Dave Mason
  • Can't Stop Worrying, Can't Stop Loving; Dave Mason
  • Waitin' On You; Dave Mason
  • Shouldn't Have Took More That You Gave; Dave Mason
  • World In Changes; Dave Mason
  • Sad And Deep As You; Dave Mason
  • Just A Song; Dave Mason
  • Look At You Look At Me; Dave Mason
  • David Chesky / Chorinho No.1; David Chesky
  • Manhattan Skyline; David Shire
  • Night On Disco Mountain; David Shire
  • Salsation; David Shire
  • Lord's Tundra; Dean Peer
  • Let's Hear It For The Boy; Deniece Williams
  • Whip It; Devo
  • Topsy; Dick Hyman
  • Estudio #17/Estudio #7; Dionisio Aguado
  • Goodbye Earl; Dixie Chicks
  • Dirty Laundry; Don Henley
  • American Pie; Don McLean
  • Romeo; Donna Summer
  • What A Fool Believes; Doobie Brothers
  • What A Fool Believes; Doobie Brothers
  • LA Woman; The Doors
  • Light My Fire; The Doors
  • People Are Strange; The Doors
  • Riders on the Storm; The Doors
  • Roadhouse Blues; The Doors
  • Doug MacLeod: Rollin' & Tumblin'"; Doug MacLeod
  • Shaving Cream; Dr. Demento
  • Desperado; Dr. Hook
  • I Got Stoned and I Missed It; Dr. Hook
  • Mama Don't Dance & Your Daddy Don't Rock & Roll; Dr. Hook
  • Only Sixteen; Dr. Hook
  • Sylvia's Mother; Dr. Hook
  • When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman; Dr. Hook
  • Take the "A" Train; Duke Ellington
  • Hotel California; The Eagles
  • Lying Eyes; The Eagles
  • Take It Easy; The Eagles
  • Tequila Sunrise; The Eagles
  • Two Elegiac Melodies, Op. 34 – Heart's Wounds; Edvard Geieg (Academy Of St. Martin-In-The-Fields, Conductor: Neville Marriner)
  • Don't Bring Me Down; Electric Light Orchestra
  • Blinded By The Light; Electric Light Orchestra
  • It Don't Mean A Thing; Ella & Duke Ellington
  • Sibley Sanctus Lydian; Empire Brass
  • Here Comes The Rain Again; Eurythmics
  • Sweet Dreams; Eurythmics
  • Thorn In My Side; Eurythmics
  • Walking On Broken Glass; Eurythmics
  • A Whiter Shade Of Pale; Eurythmics
  • Why?; Eurythmics
  • Would I Lie To You; Eurythmics
  • Andante & Estudio #2; Fernando Sor
  • Monday Morning; Fleetwood Mac
  • Warm Ways; Fleetwood Mac
  • Blue Letter; Fleetwood Mac
  • Rhiannon; Fleetwood Mac
  • Over My Head; Fleetwood Mac
  • Say You Love Me; Fleetwood Mac
  • Landslide; Fleetwood Mac
  • World Turning; Fleetwood Mac
  • Sugar Daddy; Fleetwood Mac
  • I'm So Afraid; Fleetwood Mac
  • Second Hand News; Fleetwood Mac
  • Dreams; Fleetwood Mac
  • Never Going Back Again; Fleetwood Mac
  • Don't Stop; Fleetwood Mac
  • Go Your Own Way; Fleetwood Mac
  • Songbird; Fleetwood Mac
  • The Chain; Fleetwood Mac
  • You Make Loving Fun; Fleetwood Mac
  • I Don't Wanna Know; Fleetwood Mac
  • Oh Daddy; Fleetwood Mac
  • Gold Dust Woman; Fleetwood Mac
  • Seven Wonders; Fleetwood Mac
  • Everywhere; Fleetwood Mac
  • Tango in the Night; Fleetwood Mac
  • Mystified; Fleetwood Mac
  • Ledge; Fleetwood Mac
  • Think About Me; Fleetwood Mac
  • What Makes You Think You're The One; Fleetwood Mac
  • Angel; Fleetwood Mac
  • That's Enough For Me; Fleetwood Mac
  • I Know I'm Not Wrong; Fleetwood Mac
  • Honey Hi; Fleetwood Mac
  • Tusk; Fleetwood Mac
  • Head Games; Foreigner
  • Feels Like The First Time; Foreigner
  • Hot Blooded; Foreigner
  • I Want To Know What Love Is; Foreigner
  • Juke Box Hero; Foreigner
  • Urgent; Foreigner
  • Double Vision; Foreigner
  • Cold As Ice; Foreigner
  • Adelita; Francisco Tárrega
  • Cajita De Musica; Francisco Tárrega
  • Lagrima; Francisco Tárrega
  • Andante; Francisco Tárrega
  • Lento; Francisco Tárrega
  • Pavana; Francisco Tárrega
  • Estudio In E; Francisco Tárrega
  • Music Box Dancer; Frank Mills
  • Heartsong; Fred Hersch
  • Love Kills; Freddie Mercury
  • Abacab; Genesis
  • I Can't Dance; Genesis
  • In The Air Tonight; Genesis
  • Invisible Touch; Genesis
  • Land Of Confusion; Genesis
  • Take a Look at Me Now; Genesis
  • Take Me Home; Genesis
  • That's All; Genesis
  • Wish It Would Rain Down; Genesis
  • The Legend Of Babel; Giorgio Moroder
  • Machines; Giorgio Moroder
  • In The Mood; Glenn Miller
  • Pennsylvania 6-5000; Glenn Miller
  • Moonlight Becomes You; Glenn Miller
  • Sunrise Serenade; Glenn Miller
  • Don't Sit Under The Apple Tree; Glenn Miller
  • Moonlight Serenade; Glenn Miller
  • Elmer's Tune; Glenn Miller
  • Goin' Home; Glenn Miller
  • Juke Box Saturday Night; Glenn Miller
  • Tuxedo Junction; Glenn Miller
  • Chattanooga Choo Choo; Glenn Miller
  • Caribbean Clipper; Glenn Miller
  • Moonlight Cocktail; Glenn Miller
  • American Patrol; Glenn Miller
  • At Last; Glenn Miller
  • (I've Got A Gal In) Kalamazoo; Glenn Miller
  • Danny Boy; Glenn Miller
  • Serenade In Blue; Glenn Miller
  • A String Of Pearls; Glenn Miller
  • I Know Why; Glenn Miller
  • Little Brown Jug; Glenn Miller
  • Beautiful; Gordon Lightfoot
  • Brandy You're A Fine Girl; Gordon Lightfoot
  • Canadian Railroad Trilogy; Gordon Lightfoot
  • Carefree Hi; Gordon Lightfoot
  • Early Morning Rain; Gordon Lightfoot
  • Summer Side of Life; Gordon Lightfoot
  • That's What You Get For Loving Me; Gordon Lightfoot
  • Time In a Bottle; Gordon Lightfoot
  • The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald; Gordon Lightfoot
  • If You Could Read My Mind; Gordon Lightfoot
  • Rainy Day People; Gordon Lightfoot
  • Did She Mention My Name?; Gordon Lightfoot
  • Sundown; Gordon Lightfoot
  • Feelin' Alright; Grand Funk Railroad
  • Footstompin' Music; Grand Funk Railroad
  • Hooked On A Feeling; Grand Funk Railroad
  • I'm Getting Closer to my Home; Grand Funk Railroad
  • I'm Your Captain; Grand Funk Railroad
  • Inside Looking Out; Grand Funk Railroad
  • Jungle Boogie; Grand Funk Railroad
  • The Locomotion; Grand Funk Railroad
  • Mississippi Queen; Grand Funk Railroad
  • Some Kind of Wonderful; Grand Funk Railroad
  • Walk Like A Man; Grand Funk Railroad
  • We're An American Band; Grand Funk Railroad
  • Charleston; Green Hill Instrumental
  • The Guess Who - She's Come Undone; The Guess Who
  • The Guess Who - These Eyes; The Guess Who
  • Secret Agent Man; The Guess Who
  • No Time; Guess Who
  • American Woman; The Guess Who
  • Good Morning Starshine; Hair
  • 'Entrance of the Queen of Sheba' from 'Solomon'; Händel, Georg Friedrich
  • Selection from 'Water Music'; Händel, Georg Friedrich
  • Take Me With You In Your Dreams; Harry Anthony
  • Limbo Song; Harry Belafonte
  • Two O'clock Jump; Harry James
  • Ciribiribin; Harry James & His Orchestra
  • Sleepy Lagoon; Harry James & His Orchestra
  • You Made Me Love You; Harry James & His Orchestra
  • I'll Get By (As Long As I Have You; Harry James & His Orchestra / Vocal; Dick Haymes
  • I Don't Want To Walk Without You; Harry James & His Orchestra Vocal: Helen Forrest
  • I Had The Craziest Dream; Harry James & His Orchestra Vocal: Helen Forrest
  • I've Heard That Song Before; Harry James & His Orchestra Vocal: Helen Forrest
  • All Or Nothing At All; Harry James & His Orchestra, Vocal-Frank Sinatra
  • I'm Beginning To See The Light; Harry James And His Orchestra (Kitty Kallen, Vocal)
  • It's Been A Long Time; Harry James And His Orchestra (Kitty Kallen, Vocal)
  • Symphony No. 8 (Third Movement); Haydn
  • Crazy On You; Heart
  • Barracuda; Heart
  • Dog & Butterfly; Heart
  • Dream Boat Annie; Heart
  • Stranded; Heart
  • What About Love; Heart
  • Love Theme From Flashdance; Helen Saint John
  • 1980; Herb Alpert
  • Rise; Herb Alpert
  • Behind The Rain; Herb Alpert
  • Rotation; Herb Alpert
  • The Lonely Bull; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • Acapulco 1922; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • A Taste Of Honey; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • Green Peppers; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • The Work Song; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • I'm Getting Sentimental Over You; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • Whipped Cream; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • Lollipops And Roses; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • What Now My Love; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • Memories Of Madrid; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • This Guy's In Love With You; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • The Maltese Melody; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • So What's New?; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • Spanish Flea; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • Tijuana Taxi; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • More And More Amor; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • Jerusalem; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • Zorba The Greek; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • Tangerine; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • Mexican Shuffle; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • Marching Thru Madrid; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • Mame; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • A Banda; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • Casino Royale; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • Love Potion #9; Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
  • Every Time I Look At You; Hootie and the Blowfish
  • Hold My Hand; Hootie and the Blowfish
  • I Only Wanna Be With You; Hootie and the Blowfish
  • Let Her Cry; Hootie and the Blowfish
  • She Talks To Angels; Hootie and the Blowfish
  • Time; Hootie and the Blowfish
  • Goodbye Girl; Hootie and the Blowfish
  • I Go Blind; Hootie and the Blowfish
  • Hip To Be Square; Huey Lewis and the News
  • I Want A New Drug; Huey Lewis and the News
  • What You Need; INXS
  • Devil Inside; INXS
  • I Need You Tonight; INXS
  • New Sensation; INXS
  • Suicide Blonde; INXS
  • Never Tear Us Apart; INXS
  • Pretty Vegas; INXS
  • Not enough time; INXS
  • What A Feeling; Irene Cara
  • In a Gadda Da Vida; Iron Butterfly
  • My Kinda Party; Jason Aldean
  • Left Brain's grocery list; Jeanne Robertson
  • Escape (The Pina Colada Song); Jimmy Buffet
  • Yours; Jimmy Dorsey & His Orchestra, Vocal: Bob Eberly & Helen O'Connell
  • Tangerine; Jimmy Dorsey & His Orchestra, Vocal: Bob Eberly & Helen O'Connell
  • Amapola; Jimmy Dorsey & His Orchestra, Vocal: Bob Eberly & Helen O'Connell
  • Green Eyes; Jimmy Dorsey & His Orchestra, Vocal: Bob Eberly & Helen O'Connell
  • The Breeze And I; Jimmy Dorsey & His Orchestra; Bob Eberly, Vocal
  • I Hear A Rhapsody; Jimmy Dorsey & His Orchestra; Bob Eberly, Vocal
  • Blue Bird; Jimmy Rogers
  • Lady, Lady, Lady; Joe Esposito
  • Wiener Walzer; Johann Strauss
  • Ain't Even Done With The Night; John Cougar Mellencamp
  • Cherry Bomb; John Cougar Mellencamp
  • Human Wheels; John Cougar Mellencamp
  • I Need a Lover (Who Won't Drive Me Crazy); John Cougar Mellencamp
  • Jack & Diane; John Cougar Mellencamp
  • Little Pink Houses; John Cougar Mellencamp
  • Lonely Ol' Night; John Cougar Mellencamp
  • Summer of '69; John Cougar Mellencamp
  • Wild Nights; John Cougar Mellencamp
  • Paradise; John Prine
  • Wraggle-Taggle Gypsies; John Williams
  • So We'll Go No More A-Roving; John Williams
  • Hajrá Kati ("Hey, Kate")/Csak Egy Kislány Van A Világon ("There is but One Girl) Medley; John Williams
  • Queen of Hearts; John Williams
  • Catarì, Catarì; John Williams
  • Petronella/St. Patrick's Day/Búacallán Buídhe Medley; John Williams
  • Scarborough Fair; John Williams
  • Carnaval; John Williams
  • Seis por Derecho; John Williams
  • Over the Sea to Skye; John Williams
  • Mashilaé (Sorghum Song); John Williams
  • Music Box Tune; John Williams
  • Tu Ca' Nun Chiagne (You who do not weep); John Williams
  • Waly Waly/Shenandoah Medley; John Williams
  • Ring of Fire; Johnny Cash
  • Cage Of Freedom; Jon Anderson
  • Loving, Touching, Squeezin'; Journey
  • Any Way You Want It; Journey
  • Midnight Train; Journey
  • Open Arms; Journey
  • Someday Love Will Find You; Journey
  • When The Lights Go Down In The City; Journey
  • Just Died In Your Arms Tonight; Journey
  • The Homecoming Queen Has A Gun; Julie Brown
  • Boogie Shoes; K.C. & The Sunshine Band
  • Don't You Cry No More; Kansas
  • Dreamweaver; Kansas
  • Dust In The Wind; Kansas
  • Fight Fire With Fire; Kansas
  • Point Of Know Return; Kansas
  • Still The One; Kansas
  • Wheels Keep On Turning; Kansas
  • Hold On; Kansas
  • Somebody's Eyes; Karla Bonoff
  • Footloose; Kenny Loggins
  • I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man); Kenny Loggins
  • Kenny Rankin / Always; Kenny Rankin
  • All Summer Long; Kid Rock
  • Roll On; Kid Rock
  • Cowboy; Kid Rock
  • Devil Without A Cause; Kid Rock
  • I'll Be Here Where The Heart Is; Kim Carnes
  • Good Girls Don't; The Knack
  • My Sharona; The Knack
  • Celebration; Kool & The Gang
  • Get Down On It; Kool & The Gang
  • Kung Foo Fighting; Kool & The Gang
  • Ladies Night; Kool & The Gang
  • She's Fresh; Kool & The Gang
  • Summer Madness; Kool & The Gang
  • Too Hot; Kool & The Gang
  • Open Sesame; Kool & The Gang
  • Can't Take My Eyes Off You; Lady Antebellum
  • The Judge; Lamb
  • Ha-Tish-Kach; Lamb
  • Baruch Hashem; Lamb
  • The Sacrifice Lamb; Lamb
  • Time Is Running Out; Lamb
  • Dra-Chei-Chah; Lamb
  • The Least I Could Do; Lamb
  • The Night Is Far Spent; Lamb
  • Who Will You Blame?; Lamb
  • Come Back, Come Back; Lamb
  • Yeshua, Hope Of Israel; Lamb
  • Clay; Lamb
  • Clap Your Hands; Lamb
  • Engraved Invitation; Lamb
  • Jerusalem Descending; Lamb
  • Shu-Vee; Lamb
  • Comfort Ye My People; Lamb
  • Messiah's Lament (Prologue); Lamb
  • Ode To Bethlehem; Lamb
  • Sing O Barren One; Lamb
  • Ephraim; Lamb
  • Eli, Eli; Lamb
  • Queen Of Sheba; Lamb
  • Hallelujah; Lamb
  • I Will Refine Them; Lamb
  • Song Of Ruth; Lamb
  • V'Niglah; Lamb
  • Yeshua Ha Mashiach; Lamb
  • Messiah's Lament (Refrain); Lamb
  • Rivers Of Babylon; Lamb
  • Imagination; Laura Branigan
  • Green Tambourine; Lemon Pipers
  • Mona Ray; Leo Kottke
  • When Shrimps Learn To Whistle; Leo Kottke
  • Twilight Property; Leo Kottke
  • Bill Cheatham; Leo Kottke
  • Vertical Trees; Leo Kottke
  • Constant Traveler; Leo Kottke
  • Why Ask Why?; Leo Kottke
  • Taking A Sandwich To A Feast; Leo Kottke
  • Hole In The Day; Leo Kottke
  • Mona Roy; Leo Kottke
  • Dust In The Wind (Acoustic Guitar); Linkin Park
  • I Serve a Worthy Lady / Brian Boru's March; Liona Boyd
  • Melancholy Galliard / Allemande: My Lady Hunsdon's Puffe; Liona Boyd
  • Sonata in D major; Liona Boyd
  • Russian Sketches; Liona Boyd
  • Canco del Lladre; Liona Boyd
  • Scherzino Mexicano; Liona Boyd
  • Mallorca; Liona Boyd
  • The Miller's Dance; Liona Boyd
  • Galilei: Saltarello; Liona Boyd
  • Good Golly Miss Molly; Little Richard
  • Watching the River Run; Loggins & Messina
  • The Mummers' Dance; Loreena McKennitt
  • La Serenissima; Loreena McKennitt
  • Night Ride Across The Caucasus; Loreena McKennitt
  • Macarena; Los Del Rio
  • Don't Get Around Much Anymore; Louis Armstrong & Duke Ellington
  • Mood Indigo; Louis Armstrong & Duke Ellington
  • Louis Prima (King Louie), Phil Harris (Baloo), & Bruce Reitherman (Mowgli) - I Wan'na Be Like You (The Monkey Song) (The Jungle Book); Louis Prima
  • The Charleston; Louis Prima
  • Working for the Weekend; Loverboy
  • Destruction; Loverboy
  • Do You Believe in Magic?; The Lovin' Spoonful
  • Gavotte; Ludovico Roncalli
  • Symphony No. 8 (Third Movement); Ludwig Von Beethoven
  • Pavana; Luis Milan
  • Sweet Home Alabama; Lynyrd Skynyrd
  • K-Jee; M.F.S.B.
  • California Dreaming; The Mamas and The Papas
  • Stop Children, What's That Sound; The Mamas and The Papas
  • Doo Wah Diddy; Manfredd Mann
  • The First Door; Mannheim Steamroller
  • The Second Door; Mannheim Steamroller
  • The Third Door; Mannheim Steamroller
  • The Third Door; Mannheim Steamroller
  • The Fourth Door; Mannheim Steamroller
  • The Fifth Door; Mannheim Steamroller
  • The Sixth Door; Mannheim Steamroller
  • The Seventh Door; Mannheim Steamroller
  • The Seventh Door; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Fantasy; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Interlude V; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Velvet Tear; Mannheim Steamroller
  • A Shade Tree; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Toota Lute; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Going To Another Place; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Toccata; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Small Wooden Bach'ses; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Amber; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Mere Image; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Morning; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Interlude 6; Mannheim Steamroller
  • The Cricket; Mannheim Steamroller
  • The Sky; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Midnight On A Full Moon; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Lumen; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Escape from the Atmosphere; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Dancin' In the Stars; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Z-Row Gravity; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Creatures of Levania; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Earthrise / Return; Mannheim Steamroller
  • The Storm; Mannheim Steamroller
  • Andantino; Mateo Carassi
  • McCoy Tyner / Miss Bea; McCoy Tyner
  • Last Rites/Loved to Deth, Megadeth
  • Mechanix, Megadeth
  • The Skull Beneath the Skin, Megadeth
  • The Safety Dance; Men With Hats
  • Maniac; Michael Sembello
  • Burning Bridges; Mike Curb Congregation
  • Ommadawn Pt 2 Excerpt; Mike Oldfield
  • Part One; Mike Oldfield
  • Part Two; Mike Oldfield
  • The Climb; Miley Cyrus
  • (Theme From) The Monkees; The Monkees
  • (Theme From) The Monkees; The Monkees
  • Last Train To Clarksville; The Monkees
  • Take A Giant Step; The Monkees
  • (I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone; The Monkees
  • A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You; The Monkees
  • I'm A Believer; The Monkees
  • Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow); The Monkees
  • Sometime In The Morning; The Monkees
  • The Girl I Knew Somewhere; The Monkees
  • Randy Scouse Git; The Monkees
  • You Just May Be The One; The Monkees
  • For Pete's Sake; The Monkees
  • Pleasant Valley Sunday; The Monkees
  • What Am I Doing Hangin' 'Round; The Monkees
  • Goin' Down; The Monkees
  • Daydream Believer; The Monkees
  • Valleri; The Monkees
  • D.W. Washburn; The Monkees
  • Porpoise Song; The Monkees
  • Listen To The Band; The Monkees
  • That Was Then, This Is Now; The Monkees
  • Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere; The Monkees
  • Go Now; The Moody Blues
  • The Voice; The Moody Blues
  • The Story In Your Eyes; The Moody Blues
  • Nights In White Satin; The Moody Blues
  • Emily's Song; The Moody Blues
  • I Know You're Out There Somewhere; The Moody Blues
  • In Your Wildest Dreams; The Moody Blues
  • Isn't Life Strange; The Moody Blues
  • Knights In White Satin; The Moody Blues
  • Question; The Moody Blues
  • Ride Captain Ride; The Moody Blues
  • Tuesday Afternoon; The Moody Blues
  • Whiter Shade; The Moody Blues
  • Girls Girls Girls; Motley Crue
  • You're All I Need; Motley Crue
  • Dr. Feelgood; Motley Crue
  • Home Sweet Home; Motley Crue
  • Kickstart My Heart; Motley Crue
  • Shout At The Devil; Motley Crue
  • Wild Side; Motley Crue
  • Red Hot; Motley Crue
  • Never; Moving Pictures
  • Violin Concerto #3 In G, KV 216 - 1. Allegro; Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
  • Violin Concerto #3 In G, KV 216 - 2. Adagio; Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
  • Violin Concerto #3 In G, KV 216 - 3. Rondeau: Allegro; Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
  • Violin Concerto #5 In A, KV 219 - 1. Allegro aperto; Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
  • Violin Concerto #5 In A, KV 219 - 2. Adagio; Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
  • Violin Concerto #5 In A, KV 219 - 3. Rondeau: Tempo Di Menuetto; Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
  • Piano Concerto #12 In A, K 414 - 1. Allegro; Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
  • Piano Concerto #12 In A, K 414 - 2. Andante; Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
  • Piano Concerto #12 In A, K 414 - 3. Allegretto; Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
  • Piano Concerto #14 In E Flat, K 449 - 1. Allegro Vivace; Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
  • Piano Concerto #14 In E Flat, K 449 - 2. Andantino; Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
  • Piano Concerto #14 In E Flat, K 449 - 3. Allegro, Ma Non Troppo; Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
  • Symphony #40, K.550 - Molto allegro; Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
  • Symphony #40, K.550 - Andante; Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
  • Symphony #40, K.550 - Menuetto, Allegretto; Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
  • Symphony #40, K.550 - Allegro assai; Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
  • Serenade For Winds; Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
  • Funky Town; Namie Amuro
  • Unlimited; Nanase Aikawa
  • Unlimited; Nanase Aikawa
  • They're Coming to Take Me Away; Napoleon XIV
  • Silent Night; Nat King Cole
  • Route 66; Nat King Cole
  • Tidepool; Nature
  • Frog Chorus; Nature
  • Tropical Beach; Nature
  • Wall of Crickets; Nature
  • Italian Street Song; Nelson Eddy & Jeanette MacDonald
  • Will You Remember; Nelson Eddy & Jeanette MacDonald
  • Handel: Music For The Royal Fireworks, HWV 351 - Ouverture; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Music For The Royal Fireworks, HWV 351 - Bourrée; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Music For The Royal Fireworks, HWV 351 - La Paix; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Music For The Royal Fireworks, HWV 351 - La Rejouissance; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Music For The Royal Fireworks, HWV 351 - Minuet 1 & 2; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Water Music Suite #1 In F, HWV 348 - Overture; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Water Music Suite #1 In F, HWV 348 - Adagio E Staccato; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Water Music Suite #1 In F, HWV 348 - Allegro; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Water Music Suite #1 In F, HWV 348 - Andante; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Water Music Suite #1 In F, HWV 348 - Allegro Da Capo; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Water Music Suite #1 In F, HWV 348 - Passepied; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Water Music Suite #1 In F, HWV 348 - Air; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Water Music Suite #1 In F, HWV 348 - Menuet; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Water Music Suite #1 In F, HWV 348 - Bourrée; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Water Music Suite #1 In F, HWV 348 - Hornpipe; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Water Music Suite #2 In D, HWV 349 - Allegro; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Water Music Suite #2 In D, HWV 349 - Alla Hornpipe; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Water Music Suite #2 In D, HWV 349 - Menuet; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Water Music Suite #2 In D, HWV 349 - Lentement; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Water Music Suite #2 In D, HWV 349 - Bourrée; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Water Music Suite #3 In G, HWV 350 - Menuet; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Water Music Suite #3 In G, HWV 350 - Rigaudon; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Handel: Water Music Suite #3 In G, HWV 350 - Bourée; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Mozart: Serenade #13 In G, K 525, "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" (Excerpt); Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Bach: Brandenburg Concerto #6 In B Flat, BWV 1051 - Allegro; Neville Marriner: Academy Of St. Martin In The Fields
  • Spirit in the Sky; Norman Greenbaum
  • Xanadu; Olivia Newton-John & Electric Light Orchestra
  • Orquesta Nova / Wapango; Orquesta Nova
  • Muscalische Ergotzung: Partie I in F major; Pachelbel, Johann
  • Muscalische Ergotzung: Partie II in C minor; Pachelbel, Johann
  • Muscalische Ergotzung: Partie III in B flat major; Pachelbel, Johann
  • Muscalische Ergotzung: Partie IV in E minor; Pachelbel, Johann
  • Muscalische Ergotzung: Partie V in C major; Pachelbel, Johann
  • Muscalische Ergotzung: Partie VI in B flat major; Pachelbel, Johann
  • Partie a 5 in G major; Pachelbel, Johann
  • Partie a 4 in G major; Pachelbel, Johann
  • Partie a 4 in F sharp minor (lamento); Pachelbel, Johann
  • Canon & Gigue; Pachelbel, Johann
  • Canon and Gigue in D; Pachelbel, Johann
  • Paquito D'Rivera / Havana Cafe; Paquito D'Rivera
  • Here's My Heart; Pat Benatar
  • Betty Davis Eyes; Pat Benatar
  • Heartbreaker; Pat Benatar
  • Hit Me With Your Best Shot; Pat Benatar
  • Hot Child In The City; Pat Benatar
  • I Am The Warrior; Pat Benatar
  • Invincible; Pat Benatar
  • Love Is A Battle Field; Pat Benatar
  • Total Eclipse Of The Heart; Pat Benatar
  • Treat Me Right; Pat Benatar
  • We Are Young; Pat Benatar
  • We Belong; Pat Benatar
  • We Belong to the Night; Pat Benatar
  • Piano Converto In B-flat Major: Allegro Moderato; Paul Badura-Skoda
  • Piano Converto In B-flat Major: Adagio; Paul Badura-Skoda
  • Piano Converto In B-flat Major: Tempo di Minuetto; Paul Badura-Skoda
  • Charleston; Paul Whiteman
  • Earth Angel; The Penguins
  • If I Had A Hammer; Pete Seeger & Arlo Gutherie
  • Blowin' In The Wind; Peter, Paul & Mary
  • Cruel War; Peter, Paul & Mary
  • Five Hundred Miles; Peter, Paul & Mary
  • I Dig Rock And Roll Music; Peter, Paul & Mary
  • If I Had A Hammer; Peter, Paul & Mary
  • In The Early Morning Rain; Peter, Paul & Mary
  • Irish Blessing; Peter, Paul & Mary
  • Kumbayah; Peter, Paul & Mary
  • Leaving on a Jet Plane; Peter, Paul & Mary
  • Lemon Tree; Peter, Paul & Mary
  • The Lime And The Coconut; Peter, Paul & Mary
  • Puff The Magic Dragon; Peter, Paul & Mary
  • Silver Threads And Golden Needles; Peter, Paul & Mary
  • This Land Is Your Land; Peter, Paul & Mary
  • Turn, Turn, Turn; Peter, Paul & Mary
  • We'll Sing In The Sunshine; Peter, Paul & Mary
  • Wedding Song (There is Love); Peter, Paul & Mary
  • Where Have All The Flowers Gone?; Peter, Paul & Mary
  • Another Day in Paradise; Phil Collins
  • Against All Odds; Phil Collins
  • Follow You Follow Me; Phil Collins
  • I Can Feel It Coming in the Air Tonight; Phil Collins
  • One More Night; Phil Collins
  • Tarzan Theme Song; Phil Collins
  • True Colors; Phil Collins
  • You'll Be In My Heart; Phil Collins
  • In Too Deep; Phil Collins
  • Phil Woods / How's Your Mama?; Phil Woods
  • Can't Stand Losing You; The Police
  • Don't Stand So Close To Me; The Police
  • Every Breath You Take; The Police
  • Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic; The Police
  • I Don't Wanna Lose Your Love Tonight; The Police
  • Message In A Bottle; The Police
  • Roxanne; The Police
  • Synchronicity II; The Police
  • Incidental Music to 'Abdelazar', or 'The Moor's Revenge'; Purcell, Henry
  • I Want to Ride My Bicycle; Queen
  • We Will Rock You; Queen
  • We Are The Champions; Queen
  • Bang Your Head; Quiet Riot
  • Slick Black Cadillac; Quiet Riot
  • Momma We're All Crazy Now; Quiet Riot
  • Cum On Feel The Noize; Quiet Riot
  • Metal Health; Quiet Riot
  • Come On Feel The Noise; Quiet Riot
  • I Wanna Rock; Quiet Riot
  • Calypso Breakdown; Ralph MacDonald
  • Fancy; Reba McIntyre
  • The Heart Won't Lie; Reba McIntyre
  • I'm A Survivor; Reba McIntyre
  • Riding The Storm Out; REO Speedwagon
  • Take it on the Run; REO Speedwagon
  • Fuhen; Rin'
  • Prelude & Gigue; Robert De Visée
  • The Time Warp; Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Eye of the Tiger; Rocky Soundtrack
  • Angie; The Rolling Stones
  • Cocaine Eyes; The Rolling Stones
  • Gimme Shelter; The Rolling Stones
  • Let's Spend The Night Together; The Rolling Stones
  • Miss You; The Rolling Stones
  • Mother's Little Helper; The Rolling Stones
  • Paint It Black; The Rolling Stones
  • Satisfaction; The Rolling Stones
  • Sympathy For The Devil; The Rolling Stones
  • Sweet Virginia; The Rolling Stones
  • Then He Kissed Me; The Ronettes
  • Pretty Woman; Roy Orbison
  • Escape (The Pina Colada Song); Rupert Holmes
  • Bastille Day; Rush
  • Limelight; Rush
  • Spirit Of Radio; Rush
  • Subdivisions; Rush
  • Time Stands Still; Rush
  • Tom Sawyer; Rush
  • Working Man; Rush
  • The Twilight Zone; Rush
  • The Girl Gets Around; Sammy Hagar
  • Into The Night; Santana
  • Miles Away; Sara K.
  • History Repeats Itself; Sara K.
  • Piano Concerto in A-minor, Opus 54: I.; Schumann, Robert
  • Piano Concerto in A-minor, Opus 54: II.; Schumann, Robert
  • Piano Concerto in A-minor, Opus 54: III.; Schumann, Robert
  • Konzertstück Opus 92: Introduction & Allegro Appassionato for piano and orchestra; Schumann, Robert
  • Konzertstück Opus 134: Introduction & Allegro concertante for piano & orchestra; Schumann, Robert
  • Dancing In The Sheets; Shalamar
  • Dancing In The Sheets (Extended 12" Remix); Shalamar
  • Second Time Around (Extended Disco Version); Shalamar
  • And The Beat Goes On; Shalamar
  • I Can Make You Feel Good; Shalamar
  • A Night To Remember; Shalamar
  • This Is For The Lover In You; Shalamar
  • Make That Move; Shalamar
  • There It Is; Shalamar
  • Forget me Nots; Shalamar
  • He's A Dream; Shandi
  • The Boxer; Simon & Garfunkel
  • Bridge Over Troubled Water; Simon & Garfunkel
  • Bright Eyes; Simon & Garfunkel
  • Cecilia; Simon & Garfunkel
  • Graceland; Simon & Garfunkel
  • I Am A Rock; Simon & Garfunkel
  • Kodachrome; Simon & Garfunkel
  • Me and Julio Down By the School Yard; Simon & Garfunkel
  • Mrs. Robinson; Simon & Garfunkel
  • The Sounds of Silence; Simon & Garfunkel
  • Bookends Theme; Simon & Garfunkel
  • I Got You Babe; Sonny and Cher
  • Shaving Cream Song; Spike Jones
  • Charleston; Spike Jones
  • Cocktails For Two; Spike Jones And His City Slickers
  • Der Fuehrer's Face; Spike Jones And His City Slickers
  • Hawaiian War Chant; Spike Jones And His Wacky Wakakians With Chorus
  • Little Miss Can't Be Wrong; Spin Doctors
  • Born to be Wild; Steppenwolf
  • Pusher Man; Steppenwolf
  • Wild Thing; Steppenwolf
  • Acoustic Drum Solo; Stereophile
  • Acoustic Guitar Solo; Stereophile
  • St. James Infirmary - Traditional (Arr. Charlie Caranicas); Stereophile
  • Pink Noise At -20dbfs L+R, (Uncorrelated From 0:42); Stereophile
  • Test Signals; Stereophile
  • King Tut; Steve Martin
  • Keep On Rocking Me Baby; Steve Miller Band
  • Take the Money and Run; Steve Miller Band
  • Fly Like An Eagle; Steve Miller Band
  • Island Of Souls; Sting
  • All This Time; Sting
  • Mad About You; Sting
  • Jeremiah Blues (Part 1); Sting
  • Why Should I Cry For You; Sting
  • Saint Agnes And The Burning Train; Sting
  • The Wild Wild Sea; Sting
  • The Soul Cages; Sting
  • When The Angels Fall; Sting
  • If I Ever Lose My Faith In You; Sting
  • Love Is Stronger Than Justice (The Munificent Seven); Sting
  • Fields Of Gold; Sting
  • Heavy Cloud No Rain; Sting
  • She's Too Good For Me; Sting
  • Seven Days; Sting
  • Saint Augustine In Hell; Sting
  • It's Probably Me; Sting
  • Shape Of My Heart; Sting
  • Something The Boy Said; Sting
  • Epilogue (Nothing 'Bout Me); Sting
  • The Skaters Waltz; Strauss, Johann
  • Tritsch Tratsch Polka; Strauss, Johann
  • Voces De Primavera; Strauss, Johann
  • Be-Bop-A-Lula; The Stray Cats
  • Sixteen Candles; The Stray Cats
  • Alley Cat Style; The Stray Cats
  • I Fought The Law; The Stray Cats
  • Johnny Be Good; The Stray Cats
  • Jump Jive And Wail; The Stray Cats
  • Putting on the Ritz; The Stray Cats
  • Rock This Town; The Stray Cats
  • Sexy And 17; The Stray Cats
  • Stray Cat Strut; The Stray Cats
  • Summertime Blues; The Stray Cats
  • Rockabilly Rules; The Stray Cats
  • Babe; Styx
  • Dream Weaver; Styx
  • Hangman; Styx
  • Lorelei; Styx
  • Mr. Roboto; Styx
  • Stuck Like Glue; Sugarland
  • Bloody Well Right; Supertramp
  • Fool's Overture; Supertramp
  • Give A Little Bit; Supertramp
  • The Logical Song; Supertramp
  • Long Way Home; Supertramp
  • When I Was Young; Supertramp
  • Goodbye Stranger; Supertramp
  • Orbit Five; Synergy
  • Revolt At L-5; Synergy
  • Terminal Hotel; Synergy
  • Electric Blue; Synergy
  • Ancestors; Synergy
  • After The Earthquake; Synergy
  • Falcons And Eagles; Synergy
  • Flight Of The Looking Glass; Synergy
  • Shibolet; Synergy
  • An End To History; Synergy
  • On Presuming To Be Modern; Synergy
  • Phobos And Deimos Go To Mars - Phobos; Synergy
  • Phobos And Deimos Go To Mars - Deimos; Synergy
  • Sketches Of Mythical Beasts; Synergy
  • Disruption In World Communications; Synergy
  • On Presuming To Be Modern II; Synergy
  • A Small Collection Of Chords; Synergy
  • Full Moon Flyer; Synergy
  • Terra Incognita; Synergy
  • Trellis; Synergy
  • On Presuming To Be Modern III; Synergy
  • Delta 2; Synergy
  • Delta 4; Synergy
  • Delta 1; Synergy
  • Delta 3/A; Synergy
  • Delta 3/B; Synergy
  • Delta 3/C; Synergy
  • Delta 3/D; Synergy
  • Delta 3/E; Synergy
  • Delta 3/F; Synergy
  • S-Scape; Synergy
  • Chateau; Synergy
  • Cybersports; Synergy
  • Classical Gas; Synergy
  • Paradox: (A) Largo, New World Symphony; Synergy
  • Paradox: (B) Icarus; Synergy
  • Sequence 14; Synergy
  • And She Was; Talking Heads
  • Burning Down The House; Talking Heads
  • Take Me To the River; Talking Heads
  • More Than A Woman; Tavares
  • Forever & Always; Taylor Swift
  • White Horse; Taylor Swift
  • Picture To Burn; Taylor Swift
  • Tim McGraw; Taylor Swift
  • Sad Song; Taylor Swift
  • Should've Said No; Taylor Swift
  • Our Song; Taylor Swift
  • I'm Only Me When I'm With You ; Taylor Swift
  • Beautiful Eyes; Taylor Swift
  • Fearless; Taylor Swift
  • Fearless; Taylor Swift
  • You Belong With Me; Taylor Swift
  • String Quartet #1 In D, Op. 11 - Andante Cantabile; Tchaikovsky
  • Symphony No. 8 (Third Movement); Tchaikovsky
  • Great White Buffalo; Ted Nugent
  • Stranglehold; Ted Nugent
  • Wango Tango; Ted Nugent
  • Dog Eat Dog; Ted Nugent
  • Cat Scratch Fever ; Ted Nugent
  • Orchestral Suite from 'Tafelmusik,' Book III - 'Bergerie'; Telemann, Georg Philipp
  • Orchestral Suite from 'Tafelmusik,' Book III - 'Postillions'; Telemann, Georg Philipp
  • Orchestral Suite from 'Tafelmusik,' Book III - 'Badinage'; Telemann, Georg Philipp
  • Just My Imagination; The Temptations
  • Christmas Songs - The Temptations - Silent Night; Temptations
  • Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog; Three Dog Night
  • Mama Told Me Not To Come; Three Dog Night
  • Never Been To Spain; Three Dog Night
  • An Old Fashioned Love Song; Three Dog Night
  • One is the Loneliest Number; Three Dog Night
  • Shambala; Three Dog Night
  • Magic Carpet Ride; Three Dog Night
  • Power; Tim Ellis
  • We Don't Need Another Hero; Tina Turner
  • One of the Living; Tina Turner
  • How Do You Like Me Now?!; Toby Keith
  • When Love Fades; Toby Keith
  • Blue Bedroom; Toby Keith
  • Die With Your Boots On; Toby Keith
  • Hold You, Kiss You, Love You; Toby Keith
  • Existential Blues; Tom "T Bone" Stankus
  • Tom Harrell / Touch The Sky; Tom Harrell
  • What's New Pussycat; Tom Jones
  • Oh Mickey You're So Fine; Toni Basil
  • Hold The Line; Toto
  • Rosanna; Toto
  • Africa; Toto
  • Make Believe; Toto
  • I'll Supply The Love; Toto
  • I'll Be Over You; Toto
  • Pamela; Toto
  • Hydra; Toto
  • St. George And The Dragon; Toto
  • 99; Toto
  • Lorraine; Toto
  • All Us Boys; Toto
  • Mama; Toto
  • White Sister; Toto
  • A Secret Love; Toto
  • Kemp's Jig; Traditional
  • Greensleeves; Traditional
  • Disco Inferno; The Trammps
  • Mysterious Ways; U2
  • Vertigo; U2
  • One; U2
  • Sweetest Thing; U2
  • Pride (In The Name Of Love); U2
  • With Or Without You (1); U2
  • Stuck In A Moment; U2
  • U2 - Beautiful Day (acoustic); U2
  • Hate; Various Artists
  • Let There Be Peace On Earth; Vince Gill
  • A Fifth Of Beethoven; Walter Murphy
  • Walk the Dinosaur; Was Not Was
  • Another One Rides The Bus; Weird Al Yankovic
  • Furby Prank Call; Weird Al Yankovic
  • I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog; Weird Al Yankovic
  • I'm Fat; Weird Al Yankovic
  • Internet Sandman; Weird Al Yankovic
  • Livin' La Vida Yoda; Weird Al Yankovic
  • Yoda; Weird Al Yankovic
  • Yoda Smokes Weed; Weird Al Yankovic
  • I Love Rocky Road; Weird Al Yankovic
  • I Want a New Duck; Weird Al Yankovic
  • Happy Birthday; Weird Al Yankovic
  • George of the Jungle; Weird Al Yankovic
  • I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead; Weird Al Yankovic
  • My Generation; The Who
  • Teenage Wasteland; The Who
  • Serenade ("Eine Kleine Nachtmusik") KV.525 in G major – III: Menuetto (Allegretto); Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Academy Of St. Martin-In-The-Fields, Conductor: Neville Marriner)
  • Serenade ("Eine Kleine Nachtmusik") KV.525 in G major – IV: Rondo (Allegro); Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Academy Of St. Martin-In-The-Fields, Conductor: Neville Marriner)
  • Roundabout; Yes
  • Let's Get Together; The Youngbloods
  • If I Can't Have You; Yvonne Elliman
  • Sharp Dressed Man; ZZ Top
  • The Round Space Ship Landing on the Earth While Emitting Silvery Lights; 冨田勲
  • Strong Electromagnetic Waves; 冨田勲
  • The World of the Different Dimensions; 冨田勲
  • The Giant Pyramid Sitting at the Bottom of the Sea of Bermuda and the Ancient People; 冨田勲
  • The Venus Wearing the Space Uniform Shining in Florescent Light Color; 冨田勲
  • The Children Playing in Agharta, the Deep Underground Kingdom; 冨田勲
  • The Hollow Vessel Called the Earth; 冨田勲
  • The Song of Venus; 冨田勲
  • The Dawn at Bermuda - The Mysterious Electric Waves; 冨田勲
  • Dazzling Cylindrical Crashed; 冨田勲
  • The Harp Being Played by the Ancient People and the Venus and Her Space Children Singing the Song of the Future; 冨田勲
  • The Visionary Flight to the 1448 Nebular Group of the Bootes; 冨田勲
  • Jesus Is; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • Looking At God's Son; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • I'm So Happy; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • Which Way The Wind Blows; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • Easter Song; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • Last Day Of My Life; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • Prince Song; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • Hey, Whatcha Say; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • Morning Comes When You Call/The Son Comes Over The Hill; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • Keep On Shining; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • Something Tells Me; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • Rod And Staff; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • Mansion Builder; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • Starlight, Starbright; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • Lightning Flash; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • Well, Haven't You Heard?; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • Are You Going To Narnia; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • Rejoice; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • Mountain Tops; 2nd Chapter Of Acts
  • Dreadlock Holiday; 10CC
  • I'm Not In Love; 10CC
  • The Things We Do For Love; 10CC
  • Charleston; Glenn Miller, Duke Ellington, Benny Goodman, Count Basie, & Woody Herman

PERSONAL TRIVIA

Interests;

Music, Concerts, Audio engineering, Record production, Radio Production, Psychoacoustics, Stereo Equipment, Recording Equipment, Vacuum Tube Electronics, Tesla coils, Loudspeaker Design, Microphones, Golden Age Of Radio, Movies, Musicals, Reading, Stereoscopic photography, Motion Picture Production, Motion Picture Sound, Motion Picture History, Vitaphone, American Mutoscope and Biograph Company, Cinerama, Edison Cylinder Phonographs, Film cameras, Lomography, Pentax cameras, Pinhole Photography, Large Format Cameras, Photography, Darkroom, Exploration, Theatre, Plays, Museums, Nature, Cats, Botany, Horticulture, Fine Arts, Oil paintings, Watercolors, Art Deco, Victoriana, Impressionism, Music Instruments, Industrial design, Architecture, Volunteerism, Parapsychology, Paranormal Research, Biblical Apologetics, Philosophy, Philately, Numismatics, Astronomy, Physics, Ballistics, Aeronautics, Finance, Stock market, Investing, Economics, Firearms, Militaria, Military history, Auctions, Antiques, Antique, Radios, Ceramics, Decorative glass, Creative Anachronisms, Horse Ranches, Alternate Energy.

Favorite Movie:


Casablanca

Favorite Color:

Clear. (But I just go ahead and Paint It Black.)

Favorite Quotations


"Hello, I must be going." -- Groucho Marx.
"Normal service has been resumed as soon as possible." -- Basil Fawlty.
Music stands in a much closer connection with pure sensation than any other art, ... in music, the sensations of tone are the material of the art," Hermann von Helmholtz, acoustics pioneer, 1862.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -- Winston Churchill
"You cannot lift up the poor by tearing down the rich." — Me (Kermit Victor Gray)
"Less is more, more or less." — Me (Kermit Victor Gray)
"Good enough is not good enough." — Consolidated Aircraft corporate motto, 1930 through 1940s
"Keep it simple and stupid." — Clarence "Kelly"Johnson. This is most-often misquoted well-known quote in the English-speaking world. Everyone leaves out the word "and," turning a pithy tidbit of wisdom into a smart-aleck comment.
"I feel more like I do now than I did when I first felt this way." — Me (Kermit Victor Gray)
"The Ant does not fear the Octopus" - Me (Kermit Victor Gray)
"Socialism works until you run out of other people's money." -- Margaret Thatcher.
"To think often and never to retain it so much as one moment is a very useless sort of thinking; and the soul in such a state of thinking does very little if at all excel that of a looking-glass, which constantly receives variety of images or ideas but retains none: they disappear and vanish and there remain no footsteps of them; the looking-glass is never the better for such ideas, nor the soul for such thoughts." — John Locke
"Fools live without enjoying life. We aim at simplicity and hope for truth. Many who have learned much possess no sense." — Albert Einstein
"The essence of reason consists not in securing for man a foundation and powers, but in calling him in question and in inviting him to justice." — Levinas
"One thing is needful: To 'give style' to one's character - a great and rare art!" — Emmanuel Kant
"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." — Leonardo da Vinci
"Learning never exhausts the mind." — Leonardo da Vinci
"Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius." — Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
"I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings." — Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
"Music, even in situations of the greatest horror, should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby always remain music." — Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
"The details are not the details. They make the design." — Charles Eames
"Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted. Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied. Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy. Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons[ of God. Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are you when others revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on my account. Rejoice and be glad, for your reward is great in heaven, for so they persecuted the prophets who were before you. You are the salt of the earth, but if salt has lost its taste, how shall its saltiness be restored? It is no longer good for anything except to be thrown out and trampled under people's feet." — Jesus Christ

Favorite Food:

Cocoanut Shrimp

Favorite Brands of Classic Cameras:

Graflex, Burke & James, Pentax K-mount film cameras, 6x7, 645; Minox 8x11mm series, Mamiya TLRs, Yashica 35GN rangefinders, Olympus XA series

Favorite Pets:

Cats

Favorite Brands of Vintage Stereo Components:

Revox, Pioneer, Marantz, Dual turntables, Altec, Klipsch, Nakamichi, Harmon-Kardon, Yamaha, Allison, Cizek, DBX.

Favorite Classic Car:

1956 and 1959 Chevrolet Bel Air. …and any classic American made 1960s "muscle car."

Favorite TV show:

The off-button.

Favorite Sport

Drag Racing

Favorite Books

See Bibliography, on this web site.

Favorite Music

See separate page elsewhere on this web site.

Political Persuasion:

I can't be persuaded, so don't try. This goes double for activists - activists are not reasonable and they cannot be reasoned with. In the immortal words of Groucho Marx, "Whatever it is, I'm against it. No matter who proposed it or commenced it, I'm against it."

Statement of Religious Faith

I believe in God, the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth. And in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord, who was conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of the virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died and was buried. He descended into hell. On the third day He rose again from the dead. He ascended into heaven and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty. From thence He will come to judge the living and the dead. I believe in the Holy Ghost, the holy Christian Church, the communion of saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body, and the life everlasting. Amen

Commentaries

Various things on my mind at various times.

An Homage To Toes

I admire toes. They get stepped on all day long yet they won't leave you. You can walk all over them but they won't get angry at you.

Toes understand you perfectly because they have literally walked a mile in your shoes.

You can count on your toes. Truly, you can count on your toes.

Vitae Dicta

Hustle always beats talent.

Hustle plus talent creates living legends.

Take your shot as it comes and don’t dwell.

Adapt and overcome.

Good enough is not good enough.

Instant success happens only in movies. After dozens of retakes.

Music is the highest form of human expression. Find the music that best expresses you.

A life without music is an error. Don’t err.

You can choose one of two life paths: #1. No excuses. #2. Nothing but excuses. The first leads to success, the second guarantees failure.

Beware: in confusion there’s profit.

You’re owed only what you have earned.

You don’t have a right to other people’s money.

Don’t keep making the same mistake, there’s so many new ones to discover.

Own your mistakes. Not doing so is a mistake.

You’re really good at something, even if you don’t believe it. Find it, develop it, excel.

Fairness isn’t. Life isn’t fair. Period. Don’t expect it to be. Don’t look for it to be. Don’t demand that it is. It never will be. And there’s nothing you can do about it.

Fulfill your responsibilities first so you can truly enjoy your leisure. Fulfill your leisure first and you will not fulfill your responsibilities.

We have different words for Work and for Fun. Don’t confuse the two. Don’t demand the two be one. But, if your work is fun, you are richly blessed.

Don’t be too impressed: today’s latest technology is tomorrow’s museum exhibit.

You cannot lift yourself up by tearing others down.

If the most interesting or important thing about you is your identity, then you're not very interesting or very important.

Emphasizing identity over imagination is impoverishing creativity.

Be the solution, not the problem.

Don’t find comfort in seeking attention.

Consider: maybe the reason you're not being heard is because you have nothing to say.

The path to success is strewn with obstacles. Don’t create more by having a defeatist attitude.

Everyone suffers in silence a burden. Keep that in mind as you deal with people.

If you can’t be trusted with small things you can’t be trusted with big things.

A cluttered desk is a sign of personal industry. A dirty desk is a sign of neglect.

So what if it’s hard? The best things are.

Don’t make your life into a public soap opera, especially on social media. Leave that to the broadcast networks. They have better writers.

Seek those who appeal to your higher nature; avoid those who pander to your base instincts.

No one ever became poor by underestimating the taste of the American people.

Young people: please listen to us old people. We’ve already made the mistakes you’re about to make.

Failure is the end result of a series of decisions. When you fail, step back. Then honestly, unflinchingly admit, and examine, the decisions that led to the failure.

If you want to be lazy, that’s your choice; just don’t complain about your lot in life afterwards.

Racists judge the content of one’s character, and their worth, by the color of their skin. Don’t be racist. As best said by Martin Luther King, “Judge others not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.”

Reverse racism is merely racism.

Don’t be provocative or belligerent just to “be an individual” or to “express yourself.”

If you boast that “I’m going to be myself and if you don’t like me f$$$ you,” then you will most certainly be rejected (and you should be). Not because you’re being yourself but because you’re being a jerk. Nobody likes that attitude.

Want a friend? Be friendly. Be a friend. Yes, it’s hard sometimes. The best things are hard.

Life in society involves finding balance. Care about how others view you but don’t live exclusively for their approval. Be kind and gentle but don’t be a doormat. Be strong but don’t be a bully. Be confident but don’t be arrogant.

You are not the center of the universe and the world doesn’t revolve around you. Ask any astronomer.

Anyone who is wrapped up in themselves is a very small package.

Beware the person who boasts of their personal problems. You can’t help them. If their problems were solved they’d be left with nothing.

Vicarious achievement is not a real achievement. You didn’t do anything, the other person did.

Be the light, not a reflection of someone else’s light.

Disagree with someone’s politics? See them as a just a person with a bad idea — not a bad person who you must destroy.

Observe whether a person’s responses are driven by studious inquiry and rational, logical thought — or by emotion, rigid ideology and prejudice. Respect the former, even if you disagree. Ignore the latter.

Social media are not reality. Don’t make important decisions based on social media posts.

Understand — social media are designed to be addictive. “Likes,” shared posts, the attention you garner online give you the same dopamine hit that drugs do.

If a social media website is free, then you are the product being sold.

“Social media” is the opium of the people.

George Orwell accurately predicted the all-seeing surveillance state. What he didn’t foresee was that most of us voluntarily and eagerly give ourselves over to the surveillance.

Don’t be influenced by “influencers.” Think for yourself.

Choose persuasion over force.

Give someone a fish and they’ll be hungry the next day. Sell them a fishing rod and they’ll buy bait, lures, waders….

The problem is not gun violence. The problem is violence. Solve the problem of violent people and the gun becomes irrelevant.

You can see Jesus Christ as your Savior or your expletive. Not both.

Activists are not reasonable and cannot be reasoned with. Advocates understand there must be give-and-take. Avoid activists, deal only with advocates. Never give in to activists.

Everyone worships something. Be sure that the objects of your worship are worthy of your life.

A good school teaches you how to think. A bad school teaches you what to think.

If you need a safe space, then it is you who is not safe to be around.

You do not have a right to not be offended, or to not hear that with which you disagree, or to not see things that you dislike.

Silence is not violence. Words are not violence. If you think they are, then the problem is with you – you are a violent person.

Criticism is not hate speech. Disagreement is not hate speech. If you think that it is, you probably are consumed by hate.

If you truly can’t stand a TV show, don’t agitate for it to be canceled. Simply watch something else. Your TV has a channel selector and an off switch. Use them.

No, that little kid covered in food isn’t cute. Get a towel.

The value of learning depends on the nature of the knowledge. Learning how to master a skill that can earn you an income or that can help others is valuable. Learning everything about a fictional series, a game, or an entertainment franchise is worthless knowledge, unless you are the creator. Don’t dedicate yourself to acquiring worthless knowledge because you are wasting your life and your potential.

Before you complain about how much more money someone else makes, ask yourself several questions: Do I have a unique skill? Am I better at something than everyone else? Have I invented or created something that many people want to buy? Have I taken financial risks to begin a business? Do I work unceasingly hard and long hours, even to giving up my personal projects and leisure time? If the answer to those questions is “no” then that’s why you don’t earn much money. The higher earners answer “yes” to one or more of those questions.

So. Home audio? Check. Pro audio? Check. Music gear? Check. Home theater? No.

So, I've been asked recently why I don't design home theater audio systems. I can give you several brief answers.

Firstly, it's a straightforward business decision because of the tax and business regulatory environment in the United States, I would not be able to offer quality I would be satisfied with and be able to make enough money to stay in business.

Secondly, in all candor, designing home theater equipment isn't enough of a challenge to be of any interest to me. It's just too easy, especially when compared to the studio and music instrument equipment I am designing and building. Recording studio equipment has to handle extremely wide dynamic range signals while maintaining extreme clarity and high reliability. Music instrument equipment also has to handle signal levels and operating stresses that would damage or destroy any home stereo or audiophile system. Home theater audio systems handle only signals that have limited dynamic range because of the compression and peak limiting inherent to movie soundtracks. Therefore, those systems are easy, straightforward design projects.

Thirdly, my professional experience for more than thirty years has been custom home audio, recording and broadcast studio, sound reinforcement and music instrument equipment. It's a stable market where a good design can sell for decades yet still be highly regarded as excellent, modern, and even necessary; a truly well-engineered design can adapt to changing needs and trends, ensuring near-immortality for the product. That's something I enjoy and have enough experience to do intuitively. Home theater (in all its flavors) flows from fad to fad, style to style. It’s a treadmill of the never-ending pursuit of The Next Big "Must Have" Product. Nothing lasts long, and today’s greatest product is quickly perceived as "yesterday's news" by the market. At least, until decades after the product leaves the market. Then it attains legendary status, and buyers eagerly scour the market for used derelicts to restore, tweak and brag about owning. By then it no longer matters to the company who made the product. The ephemerality of home theater means that the time spent designing the product will receive scant return.

A Visitor’s Guide To Kansas

Basketball, Cessna aircraft and Martin-Logan electrostatic loudspeakers have their origins in Kansas. This should suggest something to you about life in Kansas.

Cow tipping is encouraged in Kansas. You should tip a cow 20%, or only 10% if you are lactose intolerant.

The lyrics to the song "Home On The Range," the unofficial official song of the Great State of Kansas, is sarcasm. This also should suggest something to you about life in Kansas.

Tornadoes from foreign countries are illegal in Kansas. The government insists that all tornadoes are to be locally made.

Kansas is often referred to by elitists, intellectuals, television commentators, and politicians as "flyover country." Kansas is grateful for this. Keep 'em flyin'!

Kansas is best known for Dust In The Wind, Dreamweaver and Fire With Fire. Unfortunately, this has nothing to do with the state.

26 Notable Kansans include abolitionist John Brown, children's advocate Arthur Capper, aviation pioneer Clyde Cessna, automotive legend Walter Chrysler, public health reformer Samuel Crumbine, artist John Steuart Curry, former Vice President Charles Curtis who served with Herbert Hoover, former Senator Bob Dole, famed aviatrix Amelia Earhart, former president and military leader Dwight D. Eisenhower; railroad restaurateur Fred Harvey, founder of the Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe Railroad Cyrus K. Holliday, former Senator Nancy Landon Kassebaum, electronics pioneer and inventor of the microchip Jack Kilby; politician and oil baron Alfred Landon; cattleman Joseph McCoy, psychiatry pioneer and sociopolitical advocate Karl Menninger; sportsman and inventor of basketball James Naismith; temperance movement activist Carry Nation, photographer Gordon Parks, native American leader of the Kiowa and treaty negotiator Satanta; immigration commissioner C.B. Schmidt, minister, peace activist, and education pioneer Charles Sheldon; paleontologist George F. Sternberg, journalist and author William Allen White; and tornado rider Dorothy Gale. If you know most of these names, you're probably not from Kansas.

Has success killed art?

Art should make us feel more clearly and more intelligibly. It should give us coherent sensations which we otherwise would not have had. Art should be unique and individually irreplaceable.

Today, one can sit down behind a computer or a digital camera, and with nothing more than a (presumed) sense of composition create "art." Then you can have your art immediately reproduced worldwide, appearing in many different forms. Art culture has been invaded by market culture, diluted by instant gratification. The artist's goal has become the fulfillment of an expectation for instant success, not artistic expression and idealism. Worse, many artists create their works for the purpose of attracting the deep-pocketed investor-turned-art-collector, or for the politically correct government officials who dole out large grants to fund "art." It's now become Ars Gratia Pecunis (Art for the sake of money) instead of Ars Gratia Artis (Art for the sake of art).

Market culture is killing art's identity through how it has changed art's relationship with the world. I feel that art has been drowned by is own commercial success. Today, people collect art as an investment, not for its art alone. This creates a belief that art is solely a commodity, a means of making money. Now that art has been monetized has art lost its relevance, its reason for being and its ideal? Has art has lost its meaning because of the pursuit of art as an investment vehicle? What good is art? What does it do?

I hope that I do not lose my art to market culture. Whether my artistic endeavor is in audio or in photography, for me, it's art first, market culture second. Otherwise, I see not valid purpose to my work because if I treat my art as a commodity, then anyone can ultimately do it, and it is no longer art.

Wow! The flutter!

So, why do I sell rebuilt turntables from the 1970s instead of new turntables? Wouldn’t new be better? Let me take you on a brief journey to explain my choice.

A good turntable is first and foremost a mechanical device. It must rotate the record at an exact speed with no deviation from that speed. Its tonearm must move precisely so that the stylus follows the record grooves exactly tangential to the groove walls, minimizing distortion while providing the greatest-possible stereo channel separation and widest frequency response. The drive mechanism must not introduce noise or rumble into the sound. The base and suspension must isolate the turntable from structure-borne noise, such as footsteps and the vibrations caused by the loudspeakers.All the goals should be achieved at reasonable cost.

Constant, yet small, deviations from the exact turntable speed is called “flutter-and-wow” or “wow-and-flutter.” As the turntable speeds up, the music’s pitch raises; as the turntable slows down, the music’s pitch lowers. Together, this creates an effect much like running the music through vibrato. It imparts harshness tot he sound, and in severe cases it causes sustained notes to have a quavering or strained sound. Arguably, wow-and-flutter is the single most important aspect of a turntable’s sound quality. A turntable with high wow-and-flutter will never sound good, even if it is otherwise well-made.

So, how much wow-and-flutter is acceptable? That question was answered in the 1950s by the National Association of Broadcasters, NAB; and the Recording Industry Association of America, RIAA; in the United States, and by other standards organizations in other countries. According to a joint RIAA/NAB specification issued about 1952,, a playback turntable must exhibit less than 0.1% wow-and-flutter, while a record cutter’s turntable mechanism must not exceed 0.04% wow-and-flutter. These measurements are taken optically using a standard stroboscopic test disc. Note that other measurement standards vary in their methods, and measuring the same turntable by different means will yield different measurement figures. the NAB standard should be regarded as “worst case.” Because of my familiarity with the measurement, and that I’m equipped to perform this measurement, I used the RIAA/NAB wow-and-flutter measurement to evaluate turntables to sell.

Similarly, standards exist for maximum permissible angular error in tonearms and rumble in drive mechanisms. The standard for tonearm angular error enforced in the USA is not stringent, easily met by all but the worst turntables. Likewise, the rumble specification of -35 dB (referred to 1 centimeter-per-second peak velocity at 100 Hz) is easily satisfied by most turntables.

So, you can imagine my confidence when shopping for a new-production modern turntable that I would find several to be able to refer to my friends and customers. With that confidence, I set out to compile a list of good turntables costing $500.00 USD or less. This was a lengthy process, because I had to obtain specimens of each model and run the standardized tests on each, so that I could make direct comparisons. Thanks to several of my friends, who are similarly-equipped to measure turntables following the RIAA/NAB methods, I was able to evaluate every turntable for sale in the USA that costs $1,000 or less.

I was in for a rather rude surprise, however.

The problem was wow-and-flutter. No modern table costing less than $1,000.00 USD, let alone $500.00 USD exhibited wow-and-flutter meeting what I assumed was an easy benchmark: 0.1% mean wow-and-flutter, 10 Hz to 500 Hz. Most measured between 0.15% and 0.22%, which is grossly unacceptable. The best of the $1,000.00 USD turntables measured 0.12%, still unacceptable. To put this in perspective, a vintage Dual 1214 record changer measures 0.1%, meeting this specification. In today’s money, it cost approximately $500.00 USD, and is the reason I picked $500.00 as the price point for my shopping. Only cheap BSR, Voice Of Music and Collaro record changers from the 1960s and early 1970s measure worse than 0.1%, and even the worst of that lot wouldn’t exceed 0.15% because no one back then would listen to anything that measured worse.

So, if $1,000.00 USD wouldn’t buy a turntable with acceptably-low wow-and-flutter, how much do you have to spend to reach that goal? It turns out the answer is approximately $4,000.00 USD or more. Astonishingly, not every turntable that costs thousands (or tens-of-thousands) of dollars has low wow-and-flutter. It doesn’t seem to be an issue with higher-end audiophile turntables. Aesthetics and exotic materials seem to be the focus of that market. I am surprised by how many multi-thousand dollar turntables cannot meet a specification of less than 0.1% wow-and-flutter.

Why is this? I do not know at this time. Be assured, I am seeking the reasons why most new audiophile turntables exhibit such poor wow-and-flutter performance.

Until someone can manufacture a new turntable with less than 0.1% wow-and-flutter that costs under $1,000.00 USD, and more ideally $500.00 USD, I will seek out and restore the best of vintage turntables. They’ve proved their ability to deliver excellent sound at a reasonable price.

I will not sell bad sound. Period.

Yes, I still shoot film.

So why I do I prefer film photography? Am I a Luddite? After all, this is the 21st Century, the Digital Age, the era of The Cloud. Naturally, you’re supposed to snap your photo with your mobile device or digital camera -- and within an instant there they are, emblazoned across Facebook, Flickr, Snapchat, or your home computer.

I don’t care that everyone has the latest DSLRs, mirrorless cameras or smartphones, the results and the experience is what matters to me. Frankly, I dislike the experience of using digital cameras. Film cameras eliminate the distractions of switching the camera on, waiting for it to boot up, then tinkering with menus, setting, cryptic parameters, white balance, and other things You open the camera, focus, set the aperture, set the shutter speed, and click your photo. Done!

Honestly, our modern “digital life” makes me edgy, and I have to flee it occasionally. That’s why I disappear from Facebook for days at a time.

I admit that, for me, part of the appeal is film’s scarcity. Film has become counter-cultural in a sense. Film lets you revel in the advantages of technology past. Photographers under the age of 20 probably has never used a film camera, so you can enjoy the looks you get when you unfold that huge Crown Graphic. It’s fun to watch youth search for The Menu Screen – in vain.

Film cameras are great icebreakers! Carry a vintage film camera and it will draw a crowd. People will want to try it. They’ll ask you questions about it.

A film camera sets you apart. It’s retro. It’s cool. It’s edgy, counter-intuitive, esoteric. Everyone can use a digital camera or a camera app on their smartphone. Big deal. Not everyone can use a film camera. It takes the ability to predict what the final image will look like before you ever press the shutter release. It takes practice. That makes it exclusive. That makes it hip. Yes, it makes it a bit elitist (and I do not like elitists, customarily), but elitist in a good-natured, artistic way. Sniff.

Film photographs are special. They’re an occasion. They’re not a flood of here-today, forgotten-tomorrow digital commodities, one of the flood of endless images banally flowing across computer screens every moment.

Most persons aren’t as camera shy once they know your camera isn’t digital because the photo isn’t instantly being gawked at by others online. They’ll feel more assured that the photo won’t end up online if they ask.

Film, especially when you shoot a fully-manual camera, forces you to think about each photograph. Ouch. No, that's a good thing. You'll take fewer photographs as a result, and have a greater percentage of those photographs that are great.
You don't just takes hundreds of photographs. I know a “professional” portrait photographer who typically takes 500 or more photos per session. Sadly, almost none are any good. How much better if this “professional photographer” took time to think about composition, lighting and the overall feel of the photograph instead of just blazing away like a machine gun. That's the difference between film and digital: a sharpshooter who nails it in one shot versus a machine gunner who blasts everything in sight hoping to hit the real target. I doubt I ever shot more than 36 photos on any professional job, usually much fewer; yet nearly every photo was flawless.

Each frame of film costs you money. That reality puts the brakes on the mindless machine-gunning of digital photography.
Your film camera has no LCD screen. You can't check each photo immediately after you take it. Good. This forces you to use your brain and learn to pre-visualize the subject.

You must wait before processing the photos you're able to keep emotionally detached from the photos during. The forced time delay serves you well and ensures objectivity. You'll show only the truly great photos instead of drowning your viewers with a hundred photos of your previous meal, the dog laying in the street, the mess from your latest home improvement project and the shopfronts of every you store you last visited.

Film has limitations and that's great. It's like chess – you master the rules despite the weird, arbitrary limitations. You then become a chess master. You master the game, instead of the game mastering you. So it is with film. You master the technology, instead of the technology mastering you, unlike digital.

Film has a special feel no software can equal. Colors are more natural, tone is smoother, and the overall look of film is more dramatic, more ethereal, and genuinely more artistic.

Film has superior dynamic range without the need to hassle with that cumbersome HDR multi-exposure technique and its attendant complex matrix light metering. Please.

Film exposure is easy to calculate, and film has a good margin of error that will still yield good photographs. You never have to worry about suddenly having the highlights of your photo disappear into a white blob image. Even when film is seriously overexposed highlights will gradually fade to white.

Film is grainy. Cool. Revel in it. Digital noise is ugly and makes the photo seem cheap and artificial. Film grain is beautiful, individual, non-intrusive and feels organic, a natural part of the photo.

Every film has different characteristics, creating a different interpretation of the same subject. You can photograph the same subject with different films and have very different photographs.

Film gives you a real hard backup. Yet you can still enjoy all the benefits of digital, like sending emailing the photos or uploading them to Facebook, SnapChat or Flickr.

My Bog Standard Turntable

I thought I would share with you the story of a turntable project I did when I was 13 or 14 years old. What I wanted was a record player that was portable, but I didn't have much money, which meant I really couldn't afford batteries. Also, it needed to work without being connected to a source of AC mains electricity.

During that summer, a friend and I went around scavenging electronic equipment that had been discarded, dumped, or otherwise abandoned. Within a few weeks, among the many treasures we had acquired was a busted Victrola with a wind up motor that was missing part of the cabinet and its tonearm. We also found several dead vacuum tube (valve) radios and a record changer that was missing the motor, cabinet, and electronics but that had an intact tonearm and a hopefully-working crystal cartridge. It must've been a fairly fancy record changer, because the tonearm had a counterweight.

The Victrola mechanism was rusted solid, so it took several weeks to loosen everything up and get the mechanism working. 3-in1 Oil is amazing. After I got it working, I set about to modify it so it would run at 33-1/3 RPM, not 78 RPM. This involved adding lead fishing line weights to the flywheel of the centrifugal governor, tied on with scrap wire.
The next challenge was replacing the little felt pads on the ersatz pitch control that worked by adding friction to slow the speed down. Some of those self-stick moleskin callus pads served well enough for replacements. I had to keep replacing them, because their adhesive would go bad after a few days.

After quite a bit of trial and error, I got an LP to rotate at 33 1/3 rpm within a fair degree of accuracy. Another benefit of these modifications was that the mechanism would run for about a half hour after being wound up.
Next, I spent several days trying to work out how to mount the tonearm from the dead record changer onto the plinth of the Victrola. This eventually involved using a scrap of plywood, fairly poorly sawn, with a hole for the tonearm cut out by drilling (with a hand drill) a series of holes in a circle then using a file to make it a smoothish round hole. A few more scraps of plywood, and some more poorly done sawing resulted in a crude base for the affair.

Getting the tonearm to track the record properly was another huge hassle. This took several days to accomplish. (I found out later that the tracking force required by the cartridge was 8 to 10 grams. This was not going to be particularly gentle on records.) A severe vibration from the wind-up motor caused a few problems with the tonearm wanting to skip out of the record grooves from time to time. This frustrating trend continued until I was able to find the source of the vibration. Apparently I had not lubricated the axle of the centrifugal governor.

But how to get sound out of it? Well, after a little bit of studying in the library and quite a bit of trial and error, I found a solution: salvage an output transformer and loudspeaker from one of the radios, then connect the wires coming from the phono cartridge to the primary of the salvaged transformer. Connect the speaker to the secondary of the transformer. In other words, use a transformer to step down the high impedance cartridge to the low impedance speaker. The mismatch between the 1 Megohm cartridge and the 10K ohm transformer caused a loss of treble, which approximated the RIAA record equalization curve. The treble cut was actually too much, so this sort of added the bass boost defined by the RIAA equalization. Crude, but good enough.

The ceramic cartridge was capable of outputting about 1 volt with a typical record. I found this out after having saved my allowance for a couple weeks to buy a new stylus. Turned out the cartridge was a Sonotone, so the stylus didn’t cost too much, only $1.25 from Pfanstiehl, as sold by the local TG&Y department store. The nice old guy in the radio department helped me pick out the correct stylus. I didn't have any "mils," those little plastic coins we used to pay sales tax back then, so he was kind enough to not charge me sales tax. That's customer service you won't see today. One of our neighbors had a volt-ohmmeter, and he was kind enough to let me borrow it to find out how much output the cartridge produced.

Once connected to the transformer and the speaker, the 1-volt from the cartridge produced enough signal level that I could hear music at a reasonable volume from the 8" speaker I had salvaged from one of the radios. It certainly wasn't discotheque levels, but it worked. And it wasn't as bad sounding as you are probably imagining.

I had no tone control, or volume control, but I did have a fully portable record player. No electronics, no electricity supply needed. It required that you wind it up after every side of a record, but I didn't care.

This was true musical freedom.

A few years later, I had a real stereo. The crudely made, cobbled together fully portable record player ended up in the basement, and eventually disappeared during a move to a new house years later. My guess is that my parents found it in the basement of the old house, thought it was junk ,then threw it away. At the time, I didn't care. But, I actually wish I had it now.

It really was pretty cool.

Vinyl Then and Now

A sign of how times have changed is evidenced in the accessories the “all-out” audiophile who wanted the ultimate setup bought for playing his or her collection of vinyl LPs.

Then, as now, everyone starts out with a good turntable, a record cleaner, stylus cleaner, good amplifier system (receiver, integrated amplifier, or preamplifier-amplifier combination), and a pair of quality loudspeakers.

But then paths diverge.

In the 1970s, the “ultimate setup” adds:

• “Everyday cartridge” for playing most of your LPs.
• “Special occasion” cartridge, a very high end model, for playing those truly excellent recordings, like Direct-to-Disc LPs from Crystal Clear or Telarc; or those amazing Mobile Fidelity Sound Labs reissue LPs.
• “Cruddy album” cartridge for playing badly worn records, badly made records, 45-rpm singles and the like. Sometimes this was an alternate stylus for the “everyday cartridge.”
• High-end cassette deck or reel-to-reel tape recorder. You recored the record the first time you played it, then listened to the tape most of the time to reduce record wear.
• Graphic equalizer, or parametric equalizer to correct for badly made records, or to add a bit of extra “something” to LPs, as well as correct for room acoustics.
• Dynamic range expander to undo compression.
• Autocorrelator to undo peak limiting.
• “Declicker,” like the SAE 5000A or the KLH TNE-1000 to reduce record pops and ticks.
• Dynamic Noise Filter to reduce hiss in lesser-quality records.
• DBX decoder for dbx discs.
• Patchbay or processor selector switch.
• Aftermarket felt platter mat
• Zerostat anti-static pistol.
• High quality anti-static record sleeves.

Today, though, things are very different. The ultimate setup adds:

• Aftermarket audiophile “interconnects” (cables) and tonearm wiring.
• Record “clamps.”
• Aftermarket tweaks for the turntable itself, such as a different counterweight, drive belt made from exotic material,m anti-resonance mat for the platter, high-end cartridge mounting screws (!), and other replacements for the turntable’s stock components.
• Power conditioner
• Anti-vibration feet for the turntable.
• Vibration isolating platform for the turntable.
• “Burn in” LP to play before using the whole setup.
• “Cartridge demagnetizer.”
• “Audiophile” fuses.
• “Audiophile” power cord and ground cable.
• “Audiophile” cable elevators - supposedly, letting cables lay on the floor hurts the sound.

So why do these differences exist? Because of the fundamental assumptions made by audiophiles in the past versus audiophiles now.

During the 1970s, audiophiles assumed that even the finest LP had serious technical limitations. They were aware of the limited dynamic range of the recordings, the fragility of the groove walls (causing pops and ticks), the comparatively high amount of surface noise and the limited stereophonic separation - combined with an average of 1% to 3% total harmonic distortion. So, they chose signal processors intended to enhance the sound of the recording itself, to compensate for the perceived deficiencies of the vinyl LP record, and to correct for defects in the discs themselves. They compared the quality of the LP to live, un-amplified acoustic music and to the studio master tapes — compared to which the LP was a pale echo. Their objective was to return the sound to a level of quality approximating that of the original master tape, insofar as it was possible.

In contrast, today’s audiophiles assume the vinyl LP is the highest quality source of sound, that it’s “perfect.” Furthermore, they assume that the turntable itself, along with the cartridge, is of extraordinary quality. They believe that a vast amount of “information” exists within the LP. So, all that is left for the audiophile to do is to concentrate on the subtleties of the playback chain; to “extract” all the “information” within the LP’s grooves. Hence, they choose “enhancements” and “tweaks” instead of signal processors. Most of today’s audiophiles compare the vinyl LP to other recorded media, such as Compact Discs, MP3s and digital streaming music - compared to which the LP is superior.

So, who is right?

It’s all a matter of perspective.

If you grew up with the LP as the everyday technology, then you’ll probably tend to choose the approach of 1970s-era audiophiles. If you grew up with digital recordings, you’ll exult in the LP and see it as a tremendous upgrade in your sound.

Regardless, buy as much music as you can, sit back and enjoy! Don’t focus on equipment, focus on the music. You’ll enjoy it more that way.

The alchemy of vinyl

The vinyl renaissance is here, so musicians and studios are eager to capture the vintage sound. Sales of vintage reissue recording equipment are brisk. Even analog tape recorders are making a comeback.

What are the secrets that make those vintage albums sound so wonderful?

I learned the art and science of sound recording in the 1970s during an apprenticeship under recording engineers and producers affiliated with Columbia Records. Sound recording is one of those things you really cannot learn on your own; you need the guidance of a mentor. Trade schools are a good start, but the best approach is an apprenticeship or an internship. Years are required before you can become a competent professional recordist.

Let me share with you my recollections of that time and compare it with today's approach to recording albums. By its nature, this note is both generalized and brief. Large books could be written on this topic.

Once upon a time, when a record label began the process of making an album, they hired a producer and an A&R department to manage the project. A&R? Oh, that means Artists & Repertoire. The producer maintained control throughout every step of the process, ensuring both the technical quality of the actual recording and that the band had achieved their highest artistic realization of the music. A&R strove to ensure every song was great, otherwise the album wouldn’t sell. Few listeners would buy an entire album just for one good song. That’s what 45s were for, yet they weren’t that profitable compared to albums and airplay.

The A&R people, who also served as talent scouts for the label, also oversaw the artistic development of both the band and of the songwriters. They were the liaison between the artists and the record label. Ultimately, every activity involving the band right up to the point of the album's release was considered to be under the purview, and thus was the responsibility, of A&R. The band, therefore, had two persons guiding their artistic development and the album as a whole: the producer and A&R. Once this administrative staff had been assembled and met with the band then the process could begin.

1. Recording Technique: the quality loss going from analog master tapes to the finished album, including LPs or cassettes, is extreme. Recording engineers had to be fanatical about every technical aspect of the process. Quality losses added up quickly. The recording media themselves had serious technical limitations; fortunately, the engineers understood those limitations. There was no room for error or compromise, because sound quality worsened rather quickly.
2. Preproduction: the musicians and the songwriters together worked out the song arrangements before beginning the recording project. They rehearsed. And rehearsed. And rehearsed. Rehearsals often entailed making demo and test recordings. Arrangements would be refined, the songwriting tweaked by the producer. The recording engineer often attended rehearsals to become familiar with the music and to work out recording techniques. This required planning beforehand the tracking order. Which instruments or vocals should be recorded first? Technical limitations of the recording process, musician and staff scheduling issues, and artistic considerations dictated this.
3. Recording Project: finally, months later, the recording began. The band entered the studio thoroughly rehearsed and laid tracks. The first track recorded was almost always the “click” track. A good click track could make or break a recording. It gave cues not only to keeping everyone to the same timing, but aided with musical expression. A great drummer who could lay down a flawless click track was worth more than solid gold. During the course of the project, the musicians left the technical details of recording to the studio staff, stopping from time to time to listen to playbacks for performance flaws. In rare instances, the musicians had the skill and experience to participate actively in the recording details. Otherwise, they concentrated on making music and left the taping to the professionals.
4.a. Mixdown: The engineer now edits and blends all the tracks seamlessly into the final whole. Editing was done minimally, because analog editing is tedious and limited in its resolution. Sometimes, the best sections of multiple takes would be combined into one finished track, a procedure called “comping,” short for “compositing.” Vocals were the parts most-likely to be “comped.” Additional signal processing would be employed, to improve overall sound, even out aspects of the mix and give the finished album an overall, cohesive sound.
4.b. The mixing process often was began in monaural, because phase errors and badly tracked parts would become glaringly evident. The engineer would work toward, then finish, a monaural mix - which became the master tape for AM broadcast, television soundtrack and audiovisual releases. Once the music sounded great in monaural, you knew it would sound amazing in stereo. Finally, the monaural mix would be “panned out” to create the spacious stereophonic mix. Panned? Past tense of “pan,” short for “panorama,” the placement of sounds from left-to-right between the two loudspeakers. Some felt the monaural mix was the more valuable of the two.
4.c.. Fixing the Mix: The engineer really couldn’t fix the mix, beyond applying some equalization or compression. But these processes had to be undertaken sparingly, because the signal processors of that day could ruin the sound quickly; each instance of equalization or compression degraded overall sound quality. The potential benefit to the mix from the processing and the subsequent degradation had to be weighed against the quality loss overall and the cost of the proper, and only genuinely effective, method of fixing the mix: have the musician or musicians redo the problem track, or hire studio musicians to re-record the track then replace the original track with the one done by the studio musicians. The latter method was the path most often chosen. You’d be surprised to know that the musicians you hear on many classic albums are studio musicians, not the band themselves. Now you know why the album sounds so different from the live concert!
5. Post-production: the completed stereo master tape went off to highly specialized mastering engineers who added finishing details to the recording and prepared it to be made into the final albums for sale. The pressing plant made the LPs and 45s as tape duplicators ran cassette and 8-track cartridge copies.

That was then but this is now.

Today, few recording projects have producers and even fewer benefit from the presence of A&R, except those created by the major labels. Most bands feel they can produce their own albums, that otherwise they lose “artistic control,” and will be denied “their artistic vision.”

Far too many of those who make professional recordings, defined for this note’s purpose as any recording made for sale, have the depth of experience and training necessary. Yes, that sounds egotistical, but it’s true. Watching YouTube videos and reading blogs is no substitute for the intense, hands-on experience of internships and apprenticeships. Albums recorded by the band themselves are usually the worst, because the recordist is most-often self-taught.

Similarly, the democratization of recording equipment had led to a trend of bands assembling their own recording studio, making their own recordings, then releasing the finished albums themselves directly to their fans. Most of these so-called project studios are ill-equipped. Some will hire a professional studio but then insist on asserting final control over every technical aspect of the project.

Mastering is seldom applied to the album. When it is, most of the time the band, once again, does it themselves. Because mastering is expensive, many bands elect to avail themselves of flat-rate “mastering” services. To be profitable, such services are often generic, done with presets or otherwise applied in haste.

Little to no preproduction takes place with most commercially-released recordings today. Bands often show up to recording sessions unrehearsed, using some of their studio time to work on arrangements or to rehearse. This leads to a clutter of redundant tracks, unplanned and often haphazardly made.

When a band does hire a studio, the first recording session is the first time the studio staff will have heard the songs and, sometimes, the band as well. This results in the recording engineer having to set up the microphones quickly. So, generic microphone placement and hasty recording techniques become the norm, degrading technical quality.

As the band doubles as both artists and studio staff, their attention is divided. With few exceptions, both the band's artistic performance and the recording's technical quality suffers.
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Sorting through, then editing, the aforementioned clutter of tracks creates more problems. Because many of the tracks were made from poorly rehearsed sessions or were more of a "let's try this" nature, getting the mix correct is problematic.

The mixing process then often requires a heavy reliance on excessive editing and extensive signal processing to fix performance defects that should have been worked out in rehearsals and arranging sessions before the recording ever began.

The result is an album that has had the life edited out of it. Dynamics, the vehicle for excitement and expression, have been crushed under layers of compression and limiting. Equalization has been made atop previous instances of equalization in an attempt to fix mistakes in tracking, basic recording techniques, sloppy microphone placement as well as the use of inferior equipment. It's audio quicksand with each fix creating new problems that need to be fixed. They never really are.

I hear you thinking, “But wait, what about the gear? Those awesome LA-2 gain levelers? Pultec EQs? Those sweet-sounding preamplifiers, NEVE consoles, 610s and all the rest. Big diaphragm Neumann U87, Sony C37 and AKG C12A microphones? Oh, and those awesome RCA 44 and 77 ribbon mikes? The warm sound of Ampex MM1100 or ATR-124, Studer A80, and 3M 79 tape decks? Why aren’t you talking about the gear?”

Because that’s not really the secret of the sound of vintage albums. The real secret? The process. The uncompromising, well-planned, methodical approach to recording. Artist management and development. The work ethic of the musicians themselves. Studio musicians.

The gear was largely incidental. Frankly, we knew most of that gear really wasn’t as good as you’ve been led to believe, and that the gear itself wasn’t inherently special. But it was all that we had, so we used it. We didn’t worship the gear or look to it for our sound, we used it to create our sound — often in defiance of its severe limitations. Yes, the gear did affect the sound, but nowhere near as much as the process itself.

Adopt the process behind vintage albums and you’ll get the vintage sound. If we would have had the equipment made today, we’d have used it instead of what we did use. Yet, we still would have achieved that “vintage” sound. As my mentors often repeated, “Technique, not technology.”

Don’t cramp the amp

I now have begun offering, on a special order basis only, several new power amplifiers which will be the basis for high-end music instrument amplifiers, studio monitor amplifiers high fidelity amplifiers. Here's the "back story" of my approach to audiophile amplifiers. I wish I could describe the sound of one of my amplifiers, but if you like a traditional vacuum tube amplifier like those made by Eico, Grommes, H. H. Scott, Fisher and others, then I'm supremely confident you'll truly enjoy them.

During the 1970s and 1980s, I lived nearby a United States Patent Depository, and would spend the weekends combing through for ideas on a variety of audio subjects. It was during one of these "patent idea mining operations" that I read a series of white papers and patent applications written in the late 1950s and early 1950s by D. T. N. Williamson, David Hafler, Herbert Keroes, A. N. Thuras, E. C. Wente and M. V. Kiebert. The various papers and patents debated the merits of ultralinear amplifiers (advocated by Halfer & Keroes, criticized by Williamson, Wente and Thuras), fixed bias versus self-bias, and triode power vacuum tubes versus beam tetrode and power pentode vacuum tubes. Amplifiers like a classic Eico ST70 are Halfer-style Williamson amplifiers, by the way.

At the same time I had the opportunity to hear two amplifiers that changed my outlook on amplifier quality: a real 1949 Williamson, complete with L63 and KT66 vacuum tubes, and a Heathkit W4M, which is an early "Americanized-Williamson" designed by D. T. N. Williamson himself, made from 6SN7GT and 6L6GC vacuum tubes, and true to the Williamson vision, even to its license-made Partridge output transformer. I persuaded the owner of the W4M into selling it to me so I could study its sound and compare it to my amplifier designs. I must admit, I've never heard finer amplifiers than true Williamson types. alas, the vast majority of amps called Williamsons are greatly compromised, cheapened derivatives, lacking effortlessly-detailed yet musical sound of a true Williamson. Sadly, today we think of Williamsons as cheap amps, and few persons have heard a true, un-compromised Williamson.

My electronics teachers taught that the Williamson amplifier was a good idea but obsolete, and that ultralinear types were cheapened compromise amplifiers. Western Electric Westrex, they said, did it right. But after my marathon reading session I had my doubts about Western Electric amplifier dogma, as well as the large, cumbersome and very expensive power amplifiers I built at that time (and still build). They are excellent amplifiers but some may feel that they're not the most musical by modern aesthetics. They have that aggressively-forward, "larger-than-life" sound of Westrex theater amplifiers. No surprise, given my training and design influences.

After listening to my Heath W4M and after intensely studying various patents and white papers I had collected, I began to get the sense that everyone had missed the subtleties of Williamson's design. Then the final shock: I discovered that Williamson had conceived of his amplifier being made from power triodes, but his research had been sponsored by GEC, and they insisted he use their new KT66 vacuum tubes to help promote the new vacuum tubes. This explains why a true Williamson uses a pure triode-connected beam tetrode! So began my "vision quest" to pick up where Williamson left off, and build on his vision.

Artness

Art, the pursuit
of aesthetic, the recognition that an object is more than its obvious purpose. Although some animals create tools and build structures, humankind is unique in that our creations both serve functions and evoke emotion.

All of humankind’s endeavors can become art; indeed, they are art, a reflection of their creators. The most humble object can be imbued with “artness” when its designer and its maker recognizes the aesthetic of the object, seeing the object as something more than its innate function. One only has to look at the Bauhaus movement for excellent examples of the perception of the mundane object elevated to “artness” while retaining its essential function. The “artness” of an object enhances its function, creating an emotional bond and a desire for the object that makes the object more desirable, more valuable.

It has been said that art evokes emotion, and that is certainly true, yet art is more than crass provocation. When the designer and maker elevates a mundane object to become art the emotion evoked by the object cause the passerby to want to possess the object. Thus a cup can become a treasured heirloom, a piece of decoration within the room, and a moment of pleasure. All occurring simultaneously.

I posit that art sometimes has an obvious function, yet the function may also be to beautify your surroundings, to stir your emotions, to cause you to desire, to make your life more pleasant.

Enjoy!

In other words. (A pretentious treatise on pretensious loudspeakers.)

Loudspeaker efficiency is inversely proportional to its moving mass and directly proportional to the square of the product of cone area and to the product of magnet field strength within the voice coil air gap and the length of wire immersed within the magnetic field

In other words, itty bitty speakers with weak magnets are inefficient.

The maximum sound pressure of a loudspeaker is a function of the volume of air displaced, or placed in motion, by the loudspeaker at any given pitch and also of its acoustic impedance. The volume of air the loudspeaker must displace is directly proportional to wavelength; longer wavelengths, producing gravely-pitched sounds, require greater displacement than do the shorter wavelengths that produce higher pitch sounds.

Constraining the emanation of the loudspeaker diaphragm by means of a horn projector causes the diaphragm to place an expanding column of air into motion, increasing displacement for a given diaphragm surface area within a given mechanical amplitude, and thereby reducing the need for larger diaphragms moving through large mechanical amplitudes.

Otherwise, the loudspeaker requires a large surface area, often comprised of multiple radiators, moving through large mechanical amplitudes, to be able to displace enough volume of air to produce high sound pressure levels.

In other words, if you want it loud, you need a really big speaker.

Ceteris paribus, frequency modulation distortion and Doppler distortion, the forms most objectionable to a causal listener, vary directly with mechanical amplitude. Reducing mechanical amplitude reduces distortion.

Bottom Line: that Bluetooth speaker with its little speakers will sound awful.

Listen to the music!

Hit the PAUSE button of your life. Take a moment. Think of someone, think of a great moment in your life.

Then, with that as the backdrop of your mind, put on an album and enjoy some music.
I mean, truly enjoy some music.

Don't just fill the background with tinny sound, but find the best-sounding audio setup you can find.

Put on your favorite album (or two), sit down, and enjoy it. Let the music wash over you and fill your soul.

Learn the lyrics to the best song. Find a cool riff or a unique cord progression and learn it. Listen to the album again,and find things you didn't know was there: some instrument doing little something in the background that - now that you know it's there - add that special something to the song. Or listen to how the vocals bounce off the echo to provide a counter-point. Second guess the mix -- what could they have done better?

Then forget all that, and just listen to the music. Become the music. Cry when the music stops because you feel the loss!

Music is a unique art. Photographs and paintings hang on the wall, static, to be contemplated, admired or ignored. Sculptures sit on their pedestals, silent, expressing meaning but finding none.

But not music.

Oh no.
Music is made wholly from its very sounds. Whether live or recorded, it’s an artistic mayfly: as fleeting as the strum of a string or the hit of a stick on a drum. Music springs to life, expresses its art, then passes away. Music is for only as long as you listen to it. Music’s beauty flourishes only with the intensity of your listening. Music revels only if you participate, whether as audience or musician, with your rapt attention. Music has meaning only if you let it inside your soul, and respond.

Music droning on in the background, largely ignored, both wastes the music and diminishes the listener. It’s a moment lost.

Listen to the music. Really listen to the music.

Amplifier building as relaxation

'm often asked the question whether I enjoy building amplifiers. The answer is simple: Yes! It's fun and relaxing to take a pile of inanimate parts, then a few hours later have something that comes to life and makes music. Although I do have to use a variety of calculations to create the design, I do my best work intuitively -- and am at my best when I can "throw away the book" and follow my instincts. That way the amplifier is a result of my creativity, not the result of a formula on a piece of paper. My best designs have come into being this way, as a spontaneous design that evolves, flows into something sometimes entirely different than what I first intended, finally coming into its final form as I build it. For me, an amplifier is part artwork, part engineering. I do see myself as an artist who "paints" with electrons. Part of me is in every amplifier. Think about it, I get to make pieces of electronic artwork that themselves make music! How cool is that?!

As my old friends know, my right hand is partially paralyzed and bright overhead lights give me a headache. So building amplifiers is good therapy too! It's not uncommon to see me wearing a hat while building amplifiers. So, you could say that building amplifiers is occupational therapy. Hey, it beats hours spent with a boring exercise machine!

My two most successful designs had very different beginnings. While studying electronics in the 1970s, one of the classroom exercises was to design a simple hi-fi amplifier. My attempt was disappointing. I truly disliked the sound of the project. My teacher gave me some good advice -- don't junk the amplifier, find out what the amplifier was suited for! I soon discovered the amplifier I thought as awful was wonderful for enhancing less-than-perect sounds. I took my little amplifier to every recording session I did, and used it for a variety of situations. After a while, other engineers began asking where I got the amplifier. When I told them I had built it, they asked me to build them one too. Before long, I was in the business of building amplifiers. Thus was born what would become the Type 61 "Feste," a 10-watt utility amplifier, which has been my longest-selling product. The first Feste amplifier was sold in 1977, and I still receive the occasional order for one.

Recently, I took a break from making a large custom stereo amplifier for a record collector. In fact, it's the amplifier I'm building in the photos. To relax, I grabbed three valves at random, which were a 5Y3, a 12AX7A/ECC83 and a 6V6GT; and decided to put together a small amplifier by designing it in my mind as I grabbed parts. I wanted to try an idea I'd been considering for some time. The little amplifier sounds great! Want one? I’d enjoy making it for you!

Theile/Small parameters indeed

A loudspeaker's small signal behavior can be calculated to better than 95% accuracy from impedance measurements. An accurate equivalent circuit of the loudspeaker system is required (think Thevenin's Theorem), instead of an impedance curve fitted to an equivalent model. Unlike the impedance curve, an equivalent circuit shows the current flow through the mechanical and cabinet components representing both vent mass and driver mass, and thereby calculates their acceleration. This provides the loudspeaker's far field response, ignoring crossover influence and cabinet diffraction.

The designer can then accurately calculate the loudspeaker's response from its impedance curve, measure the near-field radiation from the vent combined with that of the loudspeaker driver, measure the box's internal pressure, measure the far-field response of the loudspeaker (in an accurately calibrated anechoic chamber). The results will agree to within 0.5dB down to 25 cps.

But, if the measurements are then converted to Theile/Small parameters the result will not be as accurate because they ignore some of the driver's behavior.

All of which explains why I do not use the Theile/Small equations for my design work.

Don’t worry! We’ll fix it in the mix! (And if you believe that, I have a bridge for sale...)

We’ll fix it in the mix, right? That’s the dreaded sentence no engineer wants to hear.

Every time you hear those words leave a band’s lips, what you want to say is something like, “No. We can’t. Your playing is rubbish, and you couldn’t carry a tune in a forklift. After you’ve learned how to play your music, call me.”

Instead, you lie to the band because you need to pay off your bills. Smiling, with a dismissive wave of your hand, you reply, “Sure. Come back later and I’ll blow your mind. You guys are awesome, just needs a few tweaks. You could have nailed it, I know you could have.”

Like I said, you lie to the band. “One Recording Engineer, Extra Crispy,” thinks the Devil as you swirl the drain ready to go to hell.

You’ve then doomed yourself to toiling for hours with your Digital Audio Workstation, cutting the tracks into confetti (with 1/96,000-second precision or better), shoving notes here and there to correct timing errors, compressing, EQing, vainly invoking pitch shifters to crawl somewhere within sight of proper pitch, then burying the mess with piles of reverb.

What you’ve achieved for your trouble is still bad music. It’s just less bad music that you get to charge for. You know you’ll never get your money back if you spec the album and try to earn off the royalties, so you give the band a fat bill, lots of flattery, then promptly sell them CDs, download cards, tee shirts, caps, and other “merch” to sell to their fans at gigs. Hopefully their fans are either stoned or drunk — but not so much that they can’t find their wallets. Otherwise, the band will never unload their junk. But once the band is out the door, it’s their problem and you can relax.

Until the next band walks in.

But wait! What about recordings made in the 1970s? You wouldn’t have had a digital workstation in the 1970s. You had a great, ugly tape recorder, a razor blade, and a spool of splicing tape. And arthritic fingers. And a bottle of aspirin.

What?

That’s all?

That’s not going to work! You’ve got to be kidding me!

How did those recording engineers fix it in the mix?

Well, you wouldn’t. You still went through the charade with the band, but instead you genuinely fixed the music. I hear you yelling, “How? Enough prattle, tell us how!”

You hired studio musicians to re-record the tracks. Okay, sure, you had to pay union scale, sometimes double scale, but it was worth it. Studio musicians could knock out in hours what the band couldn’t do in weeks. Flawlessly.

You then had an album you could sell. You often had a good shot at a Grammy nomination.

And the band never knew.

You let them think they’re virtuosos and that you’re the Da Vinci of audio. You smile all the way to the bank, they smile all the way to their next gig.

That’s the way it was.

Now you know one secret to why “vintage vinyl” albums sound so good, while very few albums today do.

And you also know why I shut down my main studio. My studio musicians all retired, and I’ve never found replacements.

Yet.

A shot at a thot

Through the previous articles, you can visit the inside of my mind, if you don’t mind. Therein are my “thots.”

A “thot” is a shot at a thought. A thought shot, if you will. Or even if you won’t.

I don’t mind.

Those articles are a mindfield, or minefield, of “thots” great and small. Thots of interest to none or to all.

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